"Stripes" quotes

Stripes poster
Two friends who are dissatisfied with their jobs decide to join the army for a bit of fun.

Director: Ivan Reitman
Writer: Len Blum, Daniel Goldberg, Harold Ramis
Production: Columbia Pictures Corporation
Genre: comedy, war
Year: 1981
MetaScore: 68/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 26 Jun 1981
Awards: N/A

67 Clips

I've had an interesting morning - Stripes 00:30
I've had an interesting morning
I've always been kind of a pacifist - Stripes 01:13
I've always been kind of a pacifist
It's not the speed really so much - Stripes 00:26
It's not the speed really so much
It's Czechoslovakia - Stripes 00:42
It's Czechoslovakia
Pleasure to meet you - Stripes 00:53
Pleasure to meet you
It doesn't seem fair - Stripes 00:59
It doesn't seem fair
Is there a movie on this flight - Stripes 00:13
Is there a movie on this flight
I'm talking about something important - Stripes 02:13
I'm talking about something important
I'm gonna kill 'em - Stripes 00:11
I'm gonna kill 'em
I'm getting too old for this shit - Stripes 00:14
I'm getting too old for this shit
I'll still respect you - Stripes 00:23
I'll still respect you
I think you're ready for the Special Olympics - Stripes 00:16
I think you're ready for the Special Olympics
I need something more - Stripes 00:55
I need something more
I know you're anxious to jump right in and start speaking English - Stripes 01:02
I know you're anxious to jump right in and start speaking...
I joined the army 'cause my father and my brother were in the army - Stripes 00:36
I joined the army 'cause my father and my brother were in...
I guess we're going after John and Russell - Stripes 00:29
I guess we're going after John and Russell
I don't think I've ever been this happy - Stripes 00:15
I don't think I've ever been this happy
I didn't hear you - Stripes 00:34
I didn't hear you
You're not gonna report this or anything - Stripes 00:33
You're not gonna report this or anything
You're all in this together - Stripes 00:32
You're all in this together
You screw this up - Stripes 00:25
You screw this up
You look like a sensitive - Stripes 00:20
You look like a sensitive
You know who would love this - Stripes 00:16
You know who would love this
You know what the rest of your problem is - Stripes 00:27
You know what the rest of your problem is
How's it going - Stripes 00:10
How's it going
How much can you straighten out in one week - Stripes 02:55
How much can you straighten out in one week
Have that removed - Stripes 00:11
Have that removed
Have you ever been convicted of a felony or a misdemeanor - Stripes 00:26
Have you ever been convicted of a felony or a misdemeanor
Have you been doing your special exercises - Stripes 00:21
Have you been doing your special exercises
Explain yourselves - Stripes 01:41
Explain yourselves
Don't order the Schnitzel - Stripes 00:17
Don't order the Schnitzel
Does this mean we're through for the day - Stripes 00:15
Does this mean we're through for the day
Do you think I'm officer material - Stripes 00:49
Do you think I'm officer material
Do the words  act of war  mean anything to you - Stripes 00:20
Do the words act of war mean anything to you
Boxer or Jockey - Stripes 00:18
Boxer or Jockey
Are either of you homosexuals - Stripes 00:55
Are either of you homosexuals
Are you going AWOL - Stripes 01:39
Are you going AWOL
And then depression set in - Stripes 00:12
And then depression set in
All the plants are gonna  die - Stripes 00:13
All the plants are gonna die
You could join a monastery - Stripes 00:30
You could join a monastery
Who's your friend - Stripes 00:18
Who's your friend
Where is your drill sergeant - Stripes 00:13
Where is your drill sergeant
Where the fuck's my truck - Stripes 00:30
Where the fuck's my truck
When I tell you to jump - Stripes 01:10
When I tell you to jump
When I don't want to be disturbed - Stripes 00:54
When I don't want to be disturbed
What kind of training - Stripes 00:23
What kind of training
We've traced the EM 50 to Germany - Stripes 01:24
We've traced the EM 50 to Germany
We're so damned lost - Stripes 00:17
We're so damned lost
Welcome to the United States Army - Stripes 01:02
Welcome to the United States Army
We got a full day ahead of us - Stripes 00:55
We got a full day ahead of us
Wash off the soap - Stripes 00:22
Wash off the soap
Tito Puente's gonna be dead - Stripes 00:29
Tito Puente's gonna be dead
This might be fun - Stripes 00:11
This might be fun
This doesn't look bad - Stripes 01:07
This doesn't look bad
There are two things I promised myself I'd never do - Stripes 00:47
There are two things I promised myself I'd never do
The name's Francis Soyer - Stripes 01:11
The name's Francis Soyer
The hell's the matter with you - Stripes 03:49
The hell's the matter with you
THAT'S THE FACT - Stripes 00:24
THAT'S THE FACT
That's not what I heard - Stripes 01:45
That's not what I heard
That was interesting - Stripes 00:11
That was interesting
Since nobody else has got the guts - Stripes 00:34
Since nobody else has got the guts
My name's Dewey Oxburger - Stripes 02:22
My name's Dewey Oxburger
My hobbies are fast cars and fast women because uh - Stripes 00:33
My hobbies are fast cars and fast women because uh
Let's see how you fire that mortar - Stripes 01:02
Let's see how you fire that mortar
Let's hear your story - Stripes 03:22
Let's hear your story
I've noticed that you're always last - Stripes 00:23
I've noticed that you're always last
I've never gone this way before - Stripes 00:25
I've never gone this way before

Cast

Russell - Harold Ramis
Sgt. Hulka - Warren Oates
Stella - P.J. Soles
Louise - Sean Young
Capt. Stillman - John Larroquette
Stillman's Aide - John Voldstad
Cruiser - John Diehl
Col. Glass - Lance LeGault
Psycho - Conrad Dunn
Recruiter - William Lucking
Dowager in Cab - Fran Ryan
Border Guard - Joe Flaherty
Border Guard - Nick Toth
Cheerleader - Robin Klein
Gen. Barnicke - Robert J. Wilke
Stillman's Girlfriend (as Lois Areno) - Lois Hamilton
Corporal - Samuel Briggs
Sgt. Crocker - Joseph X. Flaherty
Shoeshine Man - Hershel B. Harlson
Soldier with Mortar - Timothy Busfield
Store Owner - Solomon Schmidt
Russian Officer - Gino Gottarelli
Russian Officer - Gene Scherer
Mud Wrestler - Dawn Clark
Mud Wrestler (as Juanita Merritt) - Anita Merritt
Mud Wrestler - Susan Mechsner
Mud Wrestler - Sue Bowser
Mud Wrestler - Linda Dupree
Mud Wrestler - Leslie Henderson
Soldier Outside Motor Pool - Craig Schaefer
Immigrant - Arkady Rakhman
Cruiser's Girl - Pamela Bowman
Russian Soldier - Gerard J. Counts
Russian Soldier - Yetim Buntsis
Russian Soldier - Semyon Veyts
Russian Soldier - Larry R. Gillette
Russian Soldier - Glenn Leigh Marshall
Russian Soldier - Dale Prince
Soldier - Joyce D. Helmus
Soldier - Bruce E. Ellis
Soldier - David D. Platko
Soldier - Bill Paxton
Soldier - J.A. Crawford
Soldier - Michael Flynn
Policeman - Norman Mont-Eton
Policeman - Mark S. Markowicz
Policeman - Jeff Viola
Policeman - Robert Dulaine
Bouncer in Mud Wrestling Bar - Donald Gibb
Minor Role - Raven Grey Eagle
Soldier - Michael King
Family Member at Graduation Ceremony - Sherry Pagán
Extra at Graduation Ceremony - Dennis Quaid
Enemy Soldier - Stan Rodarte
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