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"Stripes" quotes

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Two friends who are dissatisfied with their jobs decide to join the army for a bit of fun.

Director: Ivan Reitman
Writer: Len Blum, Daniel Goldberg, Harold Ramis
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, war
Year: 1981
MetaScore: 68/100
ImdbRating: 6.8
BoxOffice: $85,297,000
Released: 26 Jun 1981
Awards: N/A

78 Clips

John WingerJohnStillman's Girlfriend (as Lois Areno)RecruiterRussell ZiskeyPsychoLeonGeneral BarnickeSoldiersCaptain StillmanCruiserStella HansenDowager In CabSoldier Outside Motor PoolSoldier With MortarCol. GlassAnitaLouiseOxElmo
The hell's the matter with you - Stripes 03:49 The hell's the matter with you How much can you straighten out in one week - Stripes 02:55 How much can you straighten out in one week You look like a sensitive - Stripes 00:20 You look like a sensitive You screw this up - Stripes 00:25 You screw this up I know you're anxious to jump right in and start speaking English - Stripes 01:02 I know you're anxious to jump right in and start... The name's Francis Soyer - Stripes 00:45 The name's Francis Soyer Have you ever been convicted of a felony or a misdemeanor - Stripes 00:13 Have you ever been convicted of a felony or a misdemeanor Are either of you homosexuals - Stripes 00:36 Are either of you homosexuals It's Czechoslovakia - Stripes 00:22 It's Czechoslovakia There's a couple things I want to get straight with you right off the bat - Stripes 00:22 There's a couple things I want to get straight with you... Where is your drill sergeant - Stripes 00:09 Where is your drill sergeant And then depression set in - Stripes 00:08 And then depression set in You could join a monastery - Stripes 00:16 You could join a monastery All the plants are gonna die - Stripes 00:08 All the plants are gonna die Come on rhythm Hut two three four - Stripes 00:09 Come on rhythm Hut two three four Have that removed - Stripes 00:04 Have that removed I've always been kind of a pacifist - Stripes 00:27 I've always been kind of a pacifist My name's Dewey Oxburger - Stripes 01:04 My name's Dewey Oxburger Let's hear your story - Stripes 00:33 Let's hear your story THAT'S THE FACT - Stripes 00:17 THAT'S THE FACT How's it going - Stripes 00:07 How's it going Do you think I'm officer material - Stripes 00:23 Do you think I'm officer material Does this mean we're through for the day - Stripes 00:06 Does this mean we're through for the day I guess we're going after John and Russell - Stripes 00:14 I guess we're going after John and Russell I joined the army 'cause my father and my brother were in the army - Stripes 00:25 I joined the army 'cause my father and my brother were... Welcome to the United States Army - Stripes 00:43 Welcome to the United States Army Explain yourselves - Stripes 01:11 Explain yourselves What kind of training - Stripes 00:10 What kind of training I've noticed that you're always last - Stripes 00:15 I've noticed that you're always last I'm talking about something important - Stripes 01:16 I'm talking about something important No Oh yeah - Stripes 00:16 No Oh yeah Wash off the soap - Stripes 00:16 Wash off the soap I've never gone this way before - Stripes 00:28 I've never gone this way before Tito Puente's gonna be dead - Stripes 00:08 Tito Puente's gonna be dead It's not the speed really so much - Stripes 00:13 It's not the speed really so much Where the fuck's my truck - Stripes 00:23 Where the fuck's my truck So you better hit them bunks my little babies - Stripes 00:14 So you better hit them bunks my little babies We got a full day ahead of us - Stripes 00:24 We got a full day ahead of us I didn't hear you - Stripes 00:16 I didn't hear you Are you going AWOL - Stripes 00:47 Are you going AWOL I'm getting too old for this shit - Stripes 00:05 I'm getting too old for this shit You're not gonna report this or anything - Stripes 00:25 You're not gonna report this or anything Let's see how you fire that mortar - Stripes 00:35 Let's see how you fire that mortar I've had an interesting morning - Stripes 00:16 I've had an interesting morning When I tell you to jump - Stripes 00:39 When I tell you to jump You know who would love this - Stripes 00:09 You know who would love this Oh my Oh my God Mama - Stripes 00:08 Oh my Oh my God Mama I think you're ready for the Special Olympics - Stripes 00:09 I think you're ready for the Special Olympics It doesn't seem fair - Stripes 00:24 It doesn't seem fair Pleasure to meet you - Stripes 00:27 Pleasure to meet you Do the words act of war mean anything to you - Stripes 00:15 Do the words act of war mean anything to you There are two things I promised myself I'd never do - Stripes 00:19 There are two things I promised myself I'd never do You look like a sensitive intelligent guy - Stripes 00:13 You look like a sensitive intelligent guy I don't think I've ever been this happy - Stripes 00:12 I don't think I've ever been this happy Don't order the Schnitzel - Stripes 00:13 Don't order the Schnitzel Since nobody else has got the guts - Stripes 00:28 Since nobody else has got the guts You screw this up Stillman - Stripes 00:18 You screw this up Stillman You're all in this together - Stripes 00:12 You're all in this together You know what the rest of your problem is - Stripes 00:14 You know what the rest of your problem is Who's your friend - Stripes 00:14 Who's your friend I'm gonna kill 'em - Stripes 00:06 I'm gonna kill 'em We're so damned lost - Stripes 00:14 We're so damned lost When I don't want to be disturbed - Stripes 00:33 When I don't want to be disturbed My hobbies are fast cars and fast women because uh - Stripes 00:18 My hobbies are fast cars and fast women because uh Boxer or Jockey - Stripes 00:09 Boxer or Jockey Intelligence Some - Stripes 00:05 Intelligence Some That was interesting - Stripes 00:14 That was interesting That's not what I heard - Stripes 00:55 That's not what I heard No questions please - Stripes 00:16 No questions please I need something more - Stripes 00:18 I need something more This doesn't look bad - Stripes 00:15 This doesn't look bad I'll still respect you - Stripes 00:19 I'll still respect you Is there a movie on this flight - Stripes 00:10 Is there a movie on this flight Hello Hello - Stripes 00:18 Hello Hello I guess that's no on both - Stripes 00:07 I guess that's no on both This might be fun - Stripes 00:05 This might be fun We've traced the EM 50 to Germany - Stripes 00:28 We've traced the EM 50 to Germany Have you been doing your special exercises - Stripes 00:12 Have you been doing your special exercises

Cast

John - Bill Murray
Russell - Harold Ramis
Sgt. Hulka - Warren Oates
Stella - P.J. Soles
Louise - Sean Young
All Cast