Where do you think you're going? Are you going AWOL? Are you going AWOL? No, I'm...
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Russell Ziskey:
[Russell has just accosted John, who is trying to sneak off the base in the middle of the night... Russell has John on the ground]
Where do you think you're going? Are you going AWOL? Are you going AWOL?
John Winger:
No, I'm deserting.
Russell Ziskey:
You idiot! You desert now, it's a federal offense!
John Winger:
I'll take my chances with the feds!
Russell Ziskey:
You're not going anywhere!
[pulls him up and throws him up against a tank]
Russell Ziskey:
You listen to me! You're gonna finish basic training! You're gonna keep your mouth shut, and you're gonna do everything he tells you! You know why?
John Winger:
[innocently]
Why?
Russell Ziskey:
Because you talked me into this, you idiot! It was your idea!
John Winger:
I didn't talk you into this. You NEEDED this.
Russell Ziskey:
[drags John back to the ground]
I'm gonna kill you, damn you! Where's the great pay? Where's the travel? Where's the Winnebago, Goddamnit!
[MPs Stella and Louise pull up in their jeep]
Transcript
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Where are you going You going AWOL Are you going AWOL
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No I'm deserting You idiot
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You desert now it's a federal offense
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Come on I'll take my chances with the feds
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Get up Come on You're not going anywhere
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Now listen to me You're gonna finish basic training
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you're gonna keep your mouth shut and do everything he tells you
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And you know why Why
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Because you talked me into this that's why you idiot It was your idea
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I didn't talk you into this You needed this
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I'm gonna kill you Damn you
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Where's the great pay Where's the travel
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Where's the Winnebago Goddamn it Shit
Clip duration: 47 seconds
Views: 703
Timestamp in movie: 00h 57m 58s
Uploaded: 19 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, war
Summary: Two friends who are dissatisfied with their jobs decide to join the army for a bit of fun.
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Actors
00:05 I'm getting too old for this shit
00:09 I think you're ready for the Special Olympics
00:25 You're not gonna report this or anything
00:28 I've never gone this way before
00:12 I don't think I've ever been this happy
00:23 Where the fuck's my truck
00:39 When I tell you to jump
00:16 I didn't hear you
00:09 You know who would love this
00:27 Pleasure to meet you
00:15 Do the words act of war mean anything to you
00:35 Let's see how you fire that mortar
00:13 Don't order the Schnitzel
00:16 I've had an interesting morning
00:14 We're so damned lost
00:28 Since nobody else has got the guts
00:25 You screw this up
00:33 When I don't want to be disturbed
00:18 My hobbies are fast cars and fast women because uh
00:24 It doesn't seem fair