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Russell Ziskey:
[Russell has just accosted John, who is trying to sneak off the base in the middle of the night... Russell has John on the ground]
Where do you think you're going? Are you going AWOL? Are you going AWOL? John Winger:
No, I'm deserting. Russell Ziskey:
You idiot! You desert now, it's a federal offense! John Winger:
I'll take my chances with the feds! Russell Ziskey:
You're not going anywhere! [pulls him up and throws him up against a tank] Russell Ziskey:
You listen to me! You're gonna finish basic training! You're gonna keep your mouth shut, and you're gonna do everything he tells you! You know why? John Winger:
[innocently]
Why? Russell Ziskey:
Because you talked me into this, You idiot! It was your idea! John Winger:
I didn't talk you into this. You NEEDED this. Russell Ziskey:
[drags John back to the ground]
I'm gonna kill you, damn you! Where's the great pay? Where's the travel? Where's the Winnebago, Goddamnit! [MPs Stella and Louise pull up in their jeep]
[Russell has just accosted John, who is trying to sneak off the base in the middle of the night... Russell has John on the ground]
Where do you think you're going? Are you going AWOL? Are you going AWOL? John Winger:
No, I'm deserting. Russell Ziskey:
You idiot! You desert now, it's a federal offense! John Winger:
I'll take my chances with the feds! Russell Ziskey:
You're not going anywhere! [pulls him up and throws him up against a tank] Russell Ziskey:
You listen to me! You're gonna finish basic training! You're gonna keep your mouth shut, and you're gonna do everything he tells you! You know why? John Winger:
[innocently]
Why? Russell Ziskey:
Because you talked me into this, You idiot! It was your idea! John Winger:
I didn't talk you into this. You NEEDED this. Russell Ziskey:
[drags John back to the ground]
I'm gonna kill you, damn you! Where's the great pay? Where's the travel? Where's the Winnebago, Goddamnit! [MPs Stella and Louise pull up in their jeep]
Full Transcript
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Where are you going You going AWOL Are you going AWOL
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No I'm deserting You idiot
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You desert now it's a federal offense
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Come on I'll take my chances with the feds
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Get up Come on You're not going anywhere
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Now listen to me You're gonna finish basic training
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you're gonna keep your mouth shut and do everything he tells you
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And you know why Why
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Because you talked me into this that's why you idiot It was your idea
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I didn't talk you into this You needed this
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I'm gonna kill you Damn you
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Where's the great pay Where's the travel
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Where's the Winnebago Goddamn it Shit
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Movie Summary
Two friends who are dissatisfied with their jobs decide to join the army for a bit of fun.
Actors
Russell Ziskey
John Winger
