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Recruiter:
Now, are either of you homosexuals? John Winger:
[John and Russell look at each other]
You mean, like, flaming, or... Recruiter:
Well, it's a standard question we have to ask. Russell Ziskey:
No, we're not homosexual, but we are *willing to learn*. John Winger:
Yeah, would they send us someplace special? Recruiter:
I guess that's "no" on both. Now if you could just give Uncle Sam your autograph
Now, are either of you homosexuals? John Winger:
[John and Russell look at each other]
You mean, like, flaming, or... Recruiter:
Well, it's a standard question we have to ask. Russell Ziskey:
No, we're not homosexual, but we are *willing to learn*. John Winger:
Yeah, would they send us someplace special? Recruiter:
I guess that's "no" on both. Now if you could just give Uncle Sam your autograph
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Are either of you homosexuals
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You mean like flaming or
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Well it's a standard question we have to ask
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No we're not homosexual but we are willing to learn
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Yeah would they send us someplace special
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I guess that's no on both
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All right now if you'll just give Uncle Sam your autograph here
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Movie Summary
Two friends who are dissatisfied with their jobs decide to join the army for a bit of fun.
