Well, explain yourselves. Well sir, we were going to this bingo parlor at the YMCA, well...
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Captain Stillman:
Well, explain yourselves.
Dewey Oxburger:
Well sir, we were going to this bingo parlor at the YMCA, well one thing led to another, and the instructions got all fouled up...
Captain Stillman:
Shut up.
Dewey Oxburger:
Okay, Sir.
Captain Stillman:
You men are a *disgrace*. Maybe a few days in the stockade will help you change your rotten attitudes.
Cruiser:
But, um, we're supposed to graduate tomorrow, sir.
Captain Stillman:
That's even better. Tomorrow, you'll be on parade in front of General Barnicke. And when he sees what total fuck-ups you are, I will recommend that your whole platoon repeat the entire course of basic training.
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Well explain yourselves
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Well sir we were
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We were going to the Bingo parlor
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at the YMCA
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Well one thing led to another
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and the instructions got all fouled up there
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We ended up Shut up
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Okay sir
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You men are a disgrace
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Maybe a few days in the stockade
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would help change your rotten attitude
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But we're supposed to graduate tomorrow sir
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That's even better
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Tomorrow you'll be on parade in front of General Barnicke
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And when he sees what total fuck ups you really are
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I will personally recommend
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that your whole platoon
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repeat the entire course of basic training
Clip duration: 71 seconds
Views: 5407
Timestamp in movie: 01h 10m 46s
Uploaded: 19 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, war
Summary: Two friends who are dissatisfied with their jobs decide to join the army for a bit of fun.
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00:13 It's not the speed really so much
00:08 Tito Puente's gonna be dead
00:24 We got a full day ahead of us
01:16 I'm talking about something important
00:47 Are you going AWOL
00:05 I'm getting too old for this shit
00:09 I think you're ready for the Special Olympics
00:25 You're not gonna report this or anything
00:28 I've never gone this way before
00:12 I don't think I've ever been this happy
00:23 Where the fuck's my truck
00:39 When I tell you to jump
00:16 I didn't hear you
00:09 You know who would love this
00:27 Pleasure to meet you
00:15 Do the words act of war mean anything to you
00:35 Let's see how you fire that mortar
00:13 Don't order the Schnitzel
00:16 I've had an interesting morning
00:14 We're so damned lost