How much can you straighten out in one week? It hasn't been a week, John. It's been six...
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John Winger:
How much can you straighten out in one week?
Anita:
It hasn't been a week, John. It's been six months! Nothing's changed! You sleep until noon and then you watch "Rocky and Bullwinkle" and then you drive your... , what, a couple of hours? You come home and you order out food and then you play those stupid Tito Puente albums until two in the morning!
John Winger:
Tito Puente is going to be dead and you're going to say, "Oh, I've been listening to him for years and I think he's fabulous."
Anita:
That's right. And then you watch movies until dawn and then - then you come to bed with me.
John Winger:
You don't think that takes energy? You're a sexual dynamo! Most guys couldn't even handle you. I've been readin' books on the outside just so I can keep up with you!
Anita:
It's not funny. You're going nowhere, John. It's just not that cute anymore.
John Winger:
It's a little cute. Come on, I'm part of a lost and restless generation. What do you want me to do? Run for the Senate?
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That's what you said last week.
You know, how much can you
straighten out in one week?
It hasn't been a week, John.
It's been six months.
Nothing's changed.
You sleep in till noon, then
you watch Rocky and Bullwinkle.
Then you drive your cab,
what, a couple hours?
You come home,
you order out food...
and then you play those stupid Tito
Puente albums until 2 in the morning!
Tito Puente is gonna be dead,
and you'll say:
"I've been listening to him for years.
He's fabulous."
Then you watch movies until dawn,
and then...
then you come to bed with me.
You don't think that takes energy?
You're a sexual dynamo.
Most guys couldn't even
handle you.
I've been reading books on the outside
so I can keep up with you.
It's not funny.
You're going nowhere, John.
It's just not that cute anymore.
It's a little cute.
Come on. I'm part of a lost
and restless generation.
What, you want me to run
for the Senate?
I don't know what I want.
I just know that I don't want you.
So the basic problem is
that I'm still around?
Where's that sharp knife
we have? Anita!
I need you.
Come on, John.
I knew that wasn't
gonna sound good.
- Anita.
- No.
John, no, it's not gonna work.
I like you, but I need something more.
I need somebody who's gonna
develop with me and grow. Goodbye.
- Who could grow more than me?
- Goodbye.
Talk about massive potential
for growth.
I am the little acorn
that becomes the oak.
You can't go!
All the plants are gonna die!
And then depression set in.
Go away.
Hi, John.
What's the matter with you?
Nothing.
Nice shot, John.
Need a little help.
Hey, can I take your last beer?
- No.
- We'll split it.
Clip duration: 175 seconds
Views: 509
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: comedy, war
Summary: Two friends who are dissatisfied with their jobs decide to join the army for a bit of fun.
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