Okay, Mr. Push-ups, let's hear your story. Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear...
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Sergeant Hulka:
Okay, Mr. Push-ups, let's hear your story.
John Winger:
Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it's not just the uniform. It's the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination.
[points to the soldier next to him]
John Winger:
Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. If the two of us together, forget it. I'm gonna go out on a limb here. I'm gonna volunteer my leadership to this platoon. An army without leaders is like a foot without a big toe. And Sergeant Hulka isn't always gonna be here to be that big toe for us. I think that we owe a big round of applause to our newest, bestest buddy, and big toe... Sergeant Hulka.
[the soldiers start clapping]
Sergeant Hulka:
Well, okay, hot shot. We're gonna see what kind of soldier you are. Reveille is O five hundred. We're going to fall out with locker boxes and we're going to have a locker box inspection. And then we're going to do ten miles. Rain or shine! So, you better hit them bunks my little babies. Or, Sgt Hulka with the big toe is going to see how far he can stick it up your ass!
Transcript
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Well okay hotshot
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We're gonna see what kind of soldier you are
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Reveille is 0500
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We're gonna fall out with locker boxes
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and we're gonna have a locker box inspection
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And then we're gonna do 10 miles rain or shine
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So you better hit them bunks my little babies
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or Sergeant Hulka with the big toe
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is gonna see how far he can stick it up your ass
Clip duration: 33 seconds
Views: 1024
Timestamp in movie: 00h 35m 54s
Uploaded: 19 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, war
Summary: Two friends who are dissatisfied with their jobs decide to join the army for a bit of fun.
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00:07 How's it going
00:23 Do you think I'm officer material
00:27 I've always been kind of a pacifist
00:17 THAT'S THE FACT
00:14 I guess we're going after John and Russell
00:43 Welcome to the United States Army
00:06 Does this mean we're through for the day
01:02 I know you're anxious to jump right in and start...
00:10 What kind of training
00:15 I've noticed that you're always last
00:25 I joined the army 'cause my father and my brother were...
00:16 Wash off the soap
01:11 Explain yourselves
00:13 It's not the speed really so much
00:08 Tito Puente's gonna be dead
00:24 We got a full day ahead of us
01:16 I'm talking about something important
00:47 Are you going AWOL
00:05 I'm getting too old for this shit
00:09 I think you're ready for the Special Olympics