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Dewey Oxburger:
My name's Dewey Oxburger. My friends call me Ox. You might have noticed that, uh, I've got a slight weight problem. Soldiers:
Nooo! Noooo! Dewey Oxburger:
Yeah, yeah I do. Yeah, I do. I went to this doctor. Well, he told me I swallow a lot of aggression... along with a lot of Pizzas! Ha Ha Ha! Pizzas! I'm basically a shy person, I'm a shy guy. Uh, he suggested taking one these uh, aggression training courses. You know these aggression training courses like EST, those type of things. Anyway, it cost 400 bucks! 400 bucks to join this thing? Well I didn't have the money and I thought to myself, "Join the army"! It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds. And you got what, a 6 to 8 week training program here? A real tough one. Which is perfect for me. [Looks around at all the soldiers and gestures emphatically] Dewey Oxburger:
I'm going to walk out of here a Lean, Mean, Fightin' Machine! Ha Ha Ha Ha!
My name's Dewey Oxburger. My friends call me Ox. You might have noticed that, uh, I've got a slight weight problem. Soldiers:
Nooo! Noooo! Dewey Oxburger:
Yeah, yeah I do. Yeah, I do. I went to this doctor. Well, he told me I swallow a lot of aggression... along with a lot of Pizzas! Ha Ha Ha! Pizzas! I'm basically a shy person, I'm a shy guy. Uh, he suggested taking one these uh, aggression training courses. You know these aggression training courses like EST, those type of things. Anyway, it cost 400 bucks! 400 bucks to join this thing? Well I didn't have the money and I thought to myself, "Join the army"! It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds. And you got what, a 6 to 8 week training program here? A real tough one. Which is perfect for me. [Looks around at all the soldiers and gestures emphatically] Dewey Oxburger:
I'm going to walk out of here a Lean, Mean, Fightin' Machine! Ha Ha Ha Ha!
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My name's Dewey Oxberger My friends call me Ox
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You might have noticed I've got a slight weight problem
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No Yeah I do
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Anyway I went to this doctor
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Well he told me I swallowed a lot of aggression
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along with a lot of pizzas
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Pizzas
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I'm basically a shy person
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I'm a shy guy
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and he suggested taking one of these aggression training courses
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You know these aggressive training courses like EST those type of things
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Anyway it costs 400 bucks to join this thing
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Well I didn't have the money
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And I thought to myself Join the Army It's free
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So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds
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You got a six to eight week training program here a tough one
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Which is perfect for me
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I'm gonna walk out of here a lean mean fighting machine
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Movie Summary
Two friends who are dissatisfied with their jobs decide to join the army for a bit of fun.
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