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My name's Howard J. Turkstra.
I'm from Kansas City. My hobbies are fast cars
and fast women. Because... That's why guys in
my car club call me "The Cruiser.” Should call him "The Dork." Knock it off. Go ahead. I joined the Army because my father
and my brother were in the Army. I thought I'd better join
before I got drafted
I'm from Kansas City. My hobbies are fast cars
and fast women. Because... That's why guys in
my car club call me "The Cruiser.” Should call him "The Dork." Knock it off. Go ahead. I joined the Army because my father
and my brother were in the Army. I thought I'd better join
before I got drafted
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My name's Howard J. Turkstra.
I'm from Kansas City.
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My hobbies are fast cars
and fast women.
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Because... That's why guys in
my car club call me "The Cruiser.”
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Should call him "The Dork."
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Knock it off.
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Go ahead.
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I joined the Army because my father
and my brother were in the Army.
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I thought I'd better join
before I got drafted.
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Movie Summary
Two friends who are dissatisfied with their jobs decide to join the army for a bit of fun.
