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Stripes

So much for the monastery

Russell Ziskey:

You could join a monastery. John Winger:
Did you ever see a monk get wildly fucked by some teenage girls? Russell Ziskey:
Never. John Winger:
So much for the monastery

Full Transcript

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You could join a monastery
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Did you ever see a monk get wildly fucked by some teenage girls
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Never So much for the monastery
Duration
16 seconds
Views
1,106
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:40
Uploaded
Nov 19, 2022
Genres
comedy, war
Production
Columbia Pictures

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Movie Summary

Two friends who are dissatisfied with their jobs decide to join the army for a bit of fun.

Actors

Harold Ramis
Russell Ziskey
Harold Ramis
Bill Murray
John Winger
Bill Murray
You mean, like, flaming or...? - Stripes 00:31
You mean, like, flaming or...?
Have you ever been convicted of a felony or a misdemeanor - Stripes 00:13
Have you ever been convicted of a felony or a misdemeanor
Are either of you homosexuals - Stripes 00:36
Are either of you homosexuals
I guess that's no on both - Stripes 00:07
I guess that's no on both
Watch out for this guy. He's a troublemaker. - Stripes 00:23
Watch out for this guy. He's a troublemaker.
-What do you think? - I hope we don't go to war. - Stripes 00:11
-What do you think? - I hope we don't go to war.
Inside. Off the bus. - Stripes 00:24
Inside. Off the bus.
You look like a sensitive intelligent guy - Stripes 00:13
You look like a sensitive intelligent guy
Is there a movie on this flight - Stripes 00:10
Is there a movie on this flight
How's it going - Stripes 00:07
How's it going
Have that removed - Stripes 00:04
Have that removed
Welcome to the United States Army - Stripes 00:43
Welcome to the United States Army
When I tell you to jump - Stripes 00:39
When I tell you to jump
I didn't hear you - Stripes 00:16
I didn't hear you
Sorry. - Stripes 00:25
Sorry.
Boxer or Jockey - Stripes 00:09
Boxer or Jockey
My name's Howard J. Turkstra. I'm from Kansas City. - Stripes 00:31
My name's Howard J. Turkstra. I'm from Kansas City...
I've noticed that you're always last - Stripes 00:15
I've noticed that you're always last
My hobbies are fast cars and fast women because uh - Stripes 00:18
My hobbies are fast cars and fast women because uh
I joined the army 'cause my father and my brother were in the army - Stripes 00:25
I joined the army 'cause my father and my brother were...