You are such a child
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Erb Crandal:
Why are you all shiny? Congressman David Dilbeck:
It's Vaseline. Erb Crandal:
Oh... oh! It's... great, it's Vaseline! Congressman David Dilbeck:
You've never covered yourself with Vaseline? Erb Crandal:
No, no, not unless I have third degree burns, no. Congressman David Dilbeck:
You don't know what you're missing. I've got it all over. It's down in my boots. I can feel it squishing between my toes... Erb Crandal:
All right. The Young Christians are waiting, so... Congressman David Dilbeck:
When will I see her? Erb Crandal:
It's in the works. Congressman David Dilbeck:
When? Erb Crandal:
[finally fed up]
It's in the works! Clean yourself up! I did not go into politics to pimp for a twisted old fuck like you! I've had it, Davey. I quit. Congressman David Dilbeck:
You are such a child
Why are you all shiny? Congressman David Dilbeck:
It's Vaseline. Erb Crandal:
Oh... oh! It's... great, it's Vaseline! Congressman David Dilbeck:
You've never covered yourself with Vaseline? Erb Crandal:
No, no, not unless I have third degree burns, no. Congressman David Dilbeck:
You don't know what you're missing. I've got it all over. It's down in my boots. I can feel it squishing between my toes... Erb Crandal:
All right. The Young Christians are waiting, so... Congressman David Dilbeck:
When will I see her? Erb Crandal:
It's in the works. Congressman David Dilbeck:
When? Erb Crandal:
[finally fed up]
It's in the works! Clean yourself up! I did not go into politics to pimp for a twisted old fuck like you! I've had it, Davey. I quit. Congressman David Dilbeck:
You are such a child
Full Transcript
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Why are you shiny
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It's Vaseline
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It's Vas Great It's Vaseline
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You've never covered yourself with Vaseline
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Not unless I have third degree burns
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You don't know what you're missing I've got it all over
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It's down in my boots I can feel it squishing in between my toes
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All right okay Davey the Young Christians are waiting so
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When will I see her It's in the works
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When It's in the works
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Clean yourself up
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I did not go into politics to pimp for a twisted old fuck like you
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I've had it Davey
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I quit
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You are such a child
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Movie Summary
A stripper and single mother gets dragged into a dangerous situation after a congressman takes a fancy to her.
Actors
Erb Crandal
Congressman David Dilbeck
