Is that a question?Um -- 'Cause whenyou're parked outside a cheap motelon the interstate...

Is that a question?
Um -- 'Cause when
you're parked outside a cheap motel
on the interstate six hours into
an all-night stakeout, your bladder's about to explode,
your pee bottle's full, and you're fresh out of
adult diapers, your car smells like
the five-day-old chalupa you lost under your seat, your last client
stiffed you, and you don't know where
the next one's coming from, I can assure you,
you will be asking yourself the same question --
"Why the hell would I want to be
a private investigator?" [ Chuckles nervously ] Uh