My Dear Americans, The film you are about to see is a biopic of my life. The events take...
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Oliver Tate:
My Dear Americans, The film you are about to see is a biopic of my life. The events take place, not so long ago, in a proud land called Wales. Wales is next to England, a country you pretend to treat as an equal. My homeland has produced Catherine Zeta-Jones, Tom Jones and some other people. You have not yet invaded my country and for this I thank you. Submarine is an important film. Watch it with respect. Fond regards from your protagonist, Oliver Tate.
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So?
K-nock, k-nock, can I come in?
This was the happiest
I'd seen my father for years.
Not too long ago, I discovered
an empty bottle of anti-depressants,
during another routine search
of my parents' bedroom.
My research indicates it all started
when he was sacked from his job
presenting on the Open University.
My father is a marine biologist,
and introduced a segment
called Mysteries Of The Deep.
But he was an uneasy screen presence
and never knew quite what to do with his hands.
After his dismissal,
he spent several days in bed,
drinking hot lemon from the same mug
and never washing it,
a key sign of one of his downturns.
Now he works at the local university,
doing a job he finds difficult to explain
to anyone without
a degree-level knowledge of fish.
Listen, I hope you don't mind.
But your mother informs me
that you have a girlfriend.
Is there anything I can help you with there?
I'm not sure yet. I'll let you know.
OK. All right.
Yes. Er... listen...
I know you think I'm very boring, you know.
But once... I ripped my vest off
in front of a woman
and er... it was very effective, actually.
I know.
It produced a very atavistic response.
That's just something to bear in mind.
And listen, I made you a cassette recording.
It's a compilation of songs I used to listen to
during some of my early formative relationships.
Clip duration: 94 seconds
Views: 454
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: comedy, drama, romance
Summary: 15-year-old Oliver Tate has two objectives: to lose his virginity before his next birthday, and to extinguish the flame between his mother and an ex-lover who has resurfaced in her life.
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00:10 Her new boyfriend has an incredibly long neck
00:19 Thank you for letting me explore your perfect body
00:15 This is the moment where you leave him and come with me
00:11 Jordana hates any place that could be termed romantic
00:06 I suppose it won't matter when I'm 38
00:05 To us and a wonderful evening of love making
00:09 How are things with Jordana
00:11 Humiliatin' teachers and bullying the weak
00:10 My mother is worried I have mental problems
00:04 My mum gave a handjob to a mystic
00:04 You're a serial killer
00:09 It's rude to leave a film before it's finished
00:17 I knew then it was too late to save her
00:05 I decided to soften the blow with some light arson
00:17 I know you think I'm very boring
00:08 I thought it would be nice to get some mutual interests
00:16 He said nothing
00:07 No more yuletide logging for you
00:11 I'd go for you but I'd feel bad for your father
00:04 Why are you such a total dick