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Suck Me Shakespeer 3

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A bank robber becomes a teacher after being released from prison and finds himself at the center of a number of crazy adventures.
Director
Bora Dagtekin
Year
2017
Genre
comedy
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Awards
4 wins

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Haven't you been listening? We're already short on students as it is. - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:04
Haven't you been listening? We're already short on...
It's really the pinnacle of irony - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:06
It's really the pinnacle of irony
Mr. Miller? If you don't meet the requirements, - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:12
Mr. Miller? If you don't meet the requirements,
Because if I go to Brandenburg, - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:06
Because if I go to Brandenburg,
I want smart solutions. Elite doesn't come about by force. - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:05
I want smart solutions. Elite doesn't come about by for...
Oh my god! What happened here, Mr. Miller? - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:04
Oh my god! What happened here, Mr. Miller?
Where were you yesterday noon? - At my place. The JIC bummed us out. - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:05
Where were you yesterday noon? - At my place. The JIC bummed...
Now start cleaning. I don't want stress. - Why should we clean? - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:04
Now start cleaning. I don't want stress. - Why should w...
Because you did it! I got chewed out! - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:04
Because you did it! I got chewed out!
Well, - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:06
Well,
You promised! - Then there's no use in coming at all! - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:04
You promised! - Then there's no use in coming at all!
Ms. Drispenstedt from the School Health Office is here to vaccinate you. - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:05
Ms. Drispenstedt from the School Health Office is here to va...
Because you've never been vaccinated. - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:04
Because you've never been vaccinated.
It's a vaccine against ticks, meningitis - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:06
It's a vaccine against ticks, meningitis
Why does it say "D-O..." - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:07
Why does it say "D-O..."
Super, Chant“.! - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:05
Super, Chant“.!
I googled it! It's a device for implanting chips in dogs! - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:04
I googled it! It's a device for implanting chips in dog...
Stop him! Or do you want to be the only one forced to go to class? - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:04
Stop him! Or do you want to be the only one forced to go to ...
But that's for teachers to do. - You think I'd ruin my afternoon? - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:05
But that's for teachers to do. - You think I'd rui...
As of now, you come to school, or I'll find you. No more fucking with me! - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:05
As of now, you come to school, or I'll find you. No mor...
OMG! This moisturizer smells like strawberry! - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:04
OMG! This moisturizer smells like strawberry!
From now on, either you're at school on time, or this happens every morning! - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:05
From now on, either you're at school on time, or this h...
Like children that weren't aborted in time. But I like you anyway. - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:05
Like children that weren't aborted in time. But I like ...
Chantal, say something! Influencer - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:05
Chantal, say something! Influencer
You broke a GCS school rule, and you endanger the community. - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:05
You broke a GCS school rule, and you endanger the community.
What kind of kids are you? - What kind of teacher are you? - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:04
What kind of kids are you? - What kind of teacher are you?
Miller's students need success. I always say "Awesome!" - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:07
Miller's students need success. I always say "Awes...
There's an art scholarship program, but only for outstanding achievements. - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:06
There's an art scholarship program, but only for outsta...
I can just see your class, - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:07
I can just see your class,
How can I put any of them in a competition? They're so unmotivated! - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:05
How can I put any of them in a competition? They're so ...
Because no one recommends us! Go there and recruit a few students. - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:05
Because no one recommends us! Go there and recruit a few stu...
Do an info-event, or whatever, - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:07
Do an info-event, or whatever,
We were going outside to collect leaves. But surely you've prepared something? - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:05
We were going outside to collect leaves. But surely you'...
Kevin, I said to leave the glue on the teacher's desk. - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:05
Kevin, I said to leave the glue on the teacher's desk.
Hold on, I'm not an errand boy. - Well, I've got other things to do, myself. - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:05
Hold on, I'm not an errand boy. - Well, I've got o...
What are you grinning at? - My sister is transsexual. - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:04
What are you grinning at? - My sister is transsexual.
She wants a penis. I said she can have mine. - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:05
She wants a penis. I said she can have mine.
But my mom said it won't grow back, - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:07
But my mom said it won't grow back,
Very interesting, but you're slobbering on my hand. - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:04
Very interesting, but you're slobbering on my hand.
Will we cuddle later on? - No, I've been to jail already. - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:05
Will we cuddle later on? - No, I've been to jail alread...
It's like the house of the fucking seven dwarfs here. - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:05
It's like the house of the fucking seven dwarfs here.
I'm shaking it off so your teacher will want to put it in her mouth later. - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:04
I'm shaking it off so your teacher will want to put it ...
Okay, so who knows what their next school will be? - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:04
Okay, so who knows what their next school will be?
My brother goes there. He gets beat up because he's so fat. - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:04
My brother goes there. He gets beat up because he's so ...
Just tell your parents I was nice, our teachers are great, - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:06
Just tell your parents I was nice, our teachers are great,
ARCHITECT... MOLECULAR BIOLOGIST - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:07
ARCHITECT... MOLECULAR BIOLOGIST
Now write down what's so great about your job, with lots of enthusiasm. - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:05
Now write down what's so great about your job, with lot...
Later we'll guess who wrote what. So make sure you sign - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:07
Later we'll guess who wrote what. So make sure you sign
WHAT I WANT TO BECOME - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:05
WHAT I WANT TO BECOME
At the GCS, students are allowed to use ink erasers! - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:05
At the GCS, students are allowed to use ink erasers!
I love that school already. Are all the teachers there refugees? - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:04
I love that school already. Are all the teachers there refug...
What did you want to be? - Journalist... journalist! - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:05
What did you want to be? - Journalist... journalist!
But why did I give myself black hair? - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:04
But why did I give myself black hair?
"Whenever I sing to my teachers, they get tears in their eyes..." - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:11
"Whenever I sing to my teachers, they get tears in thei...
"Ar-chee..." - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:06
"Ar-chee..."
Okay, here's the deal... - I know I was typing in 3rd grade. - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:04
Okay, here's the deal... - I know I was typing in 3rd g...
If we set our minds to achieving your dreams, - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:09
If we set our minds to achieving your dreams,
We'll show them you'll amount to something after all! - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:04
We'll show them you'll amount to something after a...
Yes! .Oh my god' - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:05
Yes! .Oh my god'
SCHOOL RADIO - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:09
SCHOOL RADIO
Do whatever you want. We're only here because there's a TV. - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:05
Do whatever you want. We're only here because there...
"And then you finish it off with a touch of glitter." - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:08
"And then you finish it off with a touch of glitter.&qu...
We've been chilling for quite a while. I mean, without any action. - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:04
We've been chilling for quite a while. I mean, without ...
In the life of an Elf. I'm patient. - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:07
In the life of an Elf. I'm patient.
The Arkenstone! - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:12
The Arkenstone!
Into someone else's body. That can't be right, Chantal. - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:05
Into someone else's body. That can't be right, Cha...
Even the word: "petting." - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:06
Even the word: "petting."
OK, art club members, - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:05
OK, art club members,
"Insert... wo-words!" - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:06
"Insert... wo-words!"
No touching! - Oh. But it says to fill it out. - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:05
No touching! - Oh. But it says to fill it out.
Why can't they just say what they mean? - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:04
Why can't they just say what they mean?
They're like you, they don't have enough words for a full sentence, - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:07
They're like you, they don't have enough words for...
Think about what you see, take notes, - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:05
Think about what you see, take notes,
I studied art history, then decided to be a teacher. - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:04
I studied art history, then decided to be a teacher.
What is this? Are you crazy? Get this off me at once! - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:04
What is this? Are you crazy? Get this off me at once!
OCCUPIED - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:04
OCCUPIED
BIG BUSINESS IN THE COLD WAR - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:09
BIG BUSINESS IN THE COLD WAR
Next to it, the artist examines the interiors of intellectual bourgeoisie. - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:05
Next to it, the artist examines the interiors of intellectua...
Note above all the poignant irony - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:07
Note above all the poignant irony
The topics of these magazines are biting commentary - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:08
The topics of these magazines are biting commentary
PUPIL SHITS ON MODERN ART - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:05
PUPIL SHITS ON MODERN ART
What about the newspaper? - Chantal is on it, - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:05
What about the newspaper? - Chantal is on it,
I know. Most of the articles are interviews with herself. - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:04
I know. Most of the articles are interviews with herself.
We'll see. I secretly bought all the copies to motivate her. - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:05
We'll see. I secretly bought all the copies to motivate...
The Ministry wants results, - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:06
The Ministry wants results,
And what do you know about motivation? - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:04
And what do you know about motivation?
Fact is, I'm the one who has to deal with those morons. - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:04
Fact is, I'm the one who has to deal with those morons.
Can't you say something nice for once? - You have nice hair. - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:04
Can't you say something nice for once? - You have nice ...
Maybe I'd actually be a good teacher if someone here believed in me. - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:04
Maybe I'd actually be a good teacher if someone here be...
How about a demonstration lesson? No problem. What do you want this to be? - Suck Me Shakespeer 3 00:06
How about a demonstration lesson? No problem. What do you wa...
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A bank robber becomes a teacher after being released from prison and finds himself at the center of a number of crazy adventures.

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Director: Bora Dagtekin
Writer: Bora Dagtekin
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2017
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ImdbRating: 5.4
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 26 Oct 2017
Awards: 4 wins
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