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Suicide for Beginners

Writing the perfect suicide note isn't easy. Murdering a garage full of people is also pretty hard. But getting your victims to like you while you kill them, that's the really tricky part.

Director

Craig Thieman

Year

Genre

Box Office

N/A

Production

Inspire Productions,207 Pictures,Chaotic Panda Entertainment,Hank and Jed Movie Pictures

Awards

1 nomination.

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Rick

Abigail

Mia

Barry

Timmy

Ben

Christian Rozakis

Garrett

Mr. Jogger

Clerk

Mrs. Bowie

Wendall

Sgt. Parks

Mr. McNeebs

Waterballoon Girl

Kid

Kid

Kid

Kid

Kid

Kid

Lexi Publicover

Officer D. Sanchez

Jason Andrew O'Malley

YouTube Voice

Hand Model

Randy

Mitch

Truman Brothers

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Rick Garrett Barry Timmy Mia Abigail Randy Ben

I have a coupon for a meat
lovers and cheesy breadsticks. - Suicide for Beginners

I have a coupon for a meat lovers and cheesy breadsticks.

The coroner's report should
read, "Cause of death, - Suicide for Beginners

The coroner's report should read, "Cause of death,

Okay his name is Othor the Terrible - Suicide for Beginners

Okay his name is Othor the Terrible

And now he's coming
home victorious, - Suicide for Beginners

And now he's coming home victorious,

So it's a metaphorical rabbit? - Suicide for Beginners

So it's a metaphorical rabbit?

No. It's a rabbit who's
had some hard times, man. - Suicide for Beginners

No. It's a rabbit who's had some hard times, man.

The one I can't
live with though, - Suicide for Beginners

The one I can't live with though,

Love always, Mia." - Suicide for Beginners

Love always, Mia."

Hey, uh, large meat lovers
and cheesy mozzarella sticks - Suicide for Beginners

Hey, uh, large meat lovers and cheesy mozzarella sticks

You know, my girlfriend's
got this thing - Suicide for Beginners

You know, my girlfriend's got this thing

Like a lot, like I am
genuinely concerned - Suicide for Beginners

Like a lot, like I am genuinely concerned

I mean, it's not like, - Suicide for Beginners

I mean, it's not like,

She's got this thing
of antiperspirant - Suicide for Beginners

She's got this thing of antiperspirant

Yeah, one time I, I
delivered a pie to a lady, - Suicide for Beginners

Yeah, one time I, I delivered a pie to a lady,

Listen, it's just
been a long day - Suicide for Beginners

Listen, it's just been a long day

It's basically the
only acceptable reason - Suicide for Beginners

It's basically the only acceptable reason

Ah. Feelings and
shit, I get it. - Suicide for Beginners

Ah. Feelings and shit, I get it.

So what's the
young lady's name? - Suicide for Beginners

So what's the young lady's name?

Huh. I dated an Elaine once. - Suicide for Beginners

Huh. I dated an Elaine once.

Course she ended up
being an arsonist, - Suicide for Beginners

Course she ended up being an arsonist,

So what would you say to her
if you wanted to say goodbye? - Suicide for Beginners

So what would you say to her if you wanted to say goodbye?

I'd say, while
I'm at the store, - Suicide for Beginners

I'd say, while I'm at the store,

I mean she lived, my,
my cat, but you know, - Suicide for Beginners

I mean she lived, my, my cat, but you know,

Nobody puts baby in
the corner. - Suicide for Beginners

Nobody puts baby in the corner.

Kinda like arena glam rock
with some heavy gangster - Suicide for Beginners

Kinda like arena glam rock with some heavy gangster

You know you got a little
bit a sauce right there - Suicide for Beginners

You know you got a little bit a sauce right there

Look, I'm sorry, Poodle.
He was a really chatty dude. - Suicide for Beginners

Look, I'm sorry, Poodle. He was a really chatty dude.

I mean he wanted to
know all about my cat, - Suicide for Beginners

I mean he wanted to know all about my cat,

Next thing you know, we're
talking about Paul Newman - Suicide for Beginners

Next thing you know, we're talking about Paul Newman

Huh you know 30 of Americans do commit suicide - Suicide for Beginners

Huh you know 30 of Americans do commit suicide

He wouldn't, 'cause
he's, you know, - Suicide for Beginners

He wouldn't, 'cause he's, you know,

Little douchy, yeah
but, - Suicide for Beginners

Little douchy, yeah but,

Yes you do Today we're delivering hope - Suicide for Beginners

Yes you do Today we're delivering hope

Buttercream frosted hope. - Suicide for Beginners

Buttercream frosted hope.

Hi, and I am Luigi Sockio. - Suicide for Beginners

Hi, and I am Luigi Sockio.

And we bring to you,
our ancestral food stuff - Suicide for Beginners

And we bring to you, our ancestral food stuff

And secondly, you're
a fucking asshole. - Suicide for Beginners

And secondly, you're a fucking asshole.

Oh. Oh, I take back
what I said then. - Suicide for Beginners

Oh. Oh, I take back what I said then.

The second act is
a fierce takedown - Suicide for Beginners

The second act is a fierce takedown

I'm only trying to
cheer you up, Mia, but - Suicide for Beginners

I'm only trying to cheer you up, Mia, but

I spent like forever
picking little pieces of ham - Suicide for Beginners

I spent like forever picking little pieces of ham

I mean I burnt my, - Suicide for Beginners

I mean I burnt my,

I'm trying really hard here,
Mia, and you don't even care. - Suicide for Beginners

I'm trying really hard here, Mia, and you don't ev...

And, I'm not mad anymore, okay? - Suicide for Beginners

And, I'm not mad anymore, okay?

So just, please, let me go. - Suicide for Beginners

So just, please, let me go.

I'll get you a
waffle. - Suicide for Beginners

I'll get you a waffle.

How you bum your leg boy child - Suicide for Beginners

How you bum your leg boy child

Now, my leg parts, mostly
rebar and duct tape. - Suicide for Beginners

Now, my leg parts, mostly rebar and duct tape.

Hello, and welcome
to YouTube's edition - Suicide for Beginners

Hello, and welcome to YouTube's edition

Step one in tying
noose, find a rope. - Suicide for Beginners

Step one in tying noose, find a rope.

Once you have your rope, - Suicide for Beginners

Once you have your rope,

Now that you have learned
to tie a proper loop, - Suicide for Beginners

Now that you have learned to tie a proper loop,

In step 15, you shall... - Suicide for Beginners

In step 15, you shall...

Take the end of the rope and
place it through the bunny hole - Suicide for Beginners

Take the end of the rope and place it through the bunny hole

And out the rabbit hatch - Suicide for Beginners

And out the rabbit hatch

And if you take that
last bit of string, - Suicide for Beginners

And if you take that last bit of string,

If I wanted to be brow
beaten or made fun of, - Suicide for Beginners

If I wanted to be brow beaten or made fun of,

What's with the neck wear there buddy - Suicide for Beginners

What's with the neck wear there buddy

Can't you just, I'm a nice
guy. I'm a damn bunny rabbit. - Suicide for Beginners

Can't you just, I'm a nice guy. I'm a damn bu...

Nice guys don't kidnap
and kill innocent people. - Suicide for Beginners

Nice guys don't kidnap and kill innocent people.

Monsters do that, and
fuckheads. Fuckhead monsters. - Suicide for Beginners

Monsters do that, and fuckheads. Fuckhead monsters.

You were one of
half a dozen girls - Suicide for Beginners

You were one of half a dozen girls

I've actually taken the
liberty of putting together - Suicide for Beginners

I've actually taken the liberty of putting together

I hated the way he seduced
you with his slick ways - Suicide for Beginners

I hated the way he seduced you with his slick ways

Hey, open the door. - Suicide for Beginners

Hey, open the door.

She makes cakes. Pretty good. - Suicide for Beginners

She makes cakes. Pretty good.

Yeah. I train helper
monkeys for citizens. - Suicide for Beginners

Yeah. I train helper monkeys for citizens.

Oh. I love monkeys. - Suicide for Beginners

Oh. I love monkeys.

There's a monkey on
the cake. See? - Suicide for Beginners

There's a monkey on the cake. See?

Wait. I just want you
to know that we're here. - Suicide for Beginners

Wait. I just want you to know that we're here.

No, I mean we're here for you. - Suicide for Beginners

No, I mean we're here for you.

Maybe he's a gasper, like
into autoerotic asphyxiation. - Suicide for Beginners

Maybe he's a gasper, like into autoerotic asphyxiation.

He does want us here - Suicide for Beginners

He does want us here

That's it, we have uh, - Suicide for Beginners

That's it, we have uh,

Okay, and, oh you, you might
wanna go run off to the car - Suicide for Beginners

Okay, and, oh you, you might wanna go run off to the car

Yeah, your pits are kind of
swampy. Okay now, bye-bye. - Suicide for Beginners

Yeah, your pits are kind of swampy. Okay now, bye-bye.

I hate people Especially other people - Suicide for Beginners

I hate people Especially other people

You, you're not so bad,
but for the most part, - Suicide for Beginners

You, you're not so bad, but for the most part,

Some people will draw you in
with the way they have skin. - Suicide for Beginners

Some people will draw you in with the way they have skin.

Or, they smell like
vanilla coconut candy. - Suicide for Beginners

Or, they smell like vanilla coconut candy.

And it turns out that they're
just big, fat liar cats, - Suicide for Beginners

And it turns out that they're just big, fat liar cats,

I never slept with you
in front of your back. - Suicide for Beginners

I never slept with you in front of your back.

It was a love I thought was
gonna watch the stars turn cold. - Suicide for Beginners

It was a love I thought was gonna watch the stars turn cold.

And you're just , - Suicide for Beginners

And you're just ,

Help, help me. - Suicide for Beginners

I'm sorry, Poodle. He was
having a really bad day. - Suicide for Beginners

I'm sorry, Poodle. He was having a really bad day.

A complete stranger. You
met him one time, Rick. - Suicide for Beginners

A complete stranger. You met him one time, Rick.

Do you tell everybody
that your girlfriend - Suicide for Beginners

Do you tell everybody that your girlfriend

Like hyper aware of, you
know, my shit at all times. - Suicide for Beginners

Like hyper aware of, you know, my shit at all times.

I'm hyper aware
that you're an idiot. - Suicide for Beginners

I'm hyper aware that you're an idiot.

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Writing the perfect suicide note isn't easy. Murdering a garage full of people is also pretty hard. But getting your victims to like you while you kill them, that's the really tricky part.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Craig Thieman

Writer: Ethan Hunter, Craig Thieman

Production: Inspire Productions,207 Pictures,Chaotic Panda Entertainment,Hank and Jed Movie Pictures

Genre: comedy, horror

Year: 2022

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 4.6

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 06 May 2022

Awards: 1 nomination.

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