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And it turns out that they're just big, fat liar cats
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Suicide for Beginners

And it turns out that they'rejust big, fat liar cats, and that they're sleepingwith other...

And it turns out that they're
just big, fat liar cats, and that they're sleeping
with other people right behind your back

Full Transcript

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And it turns out that they're just big, fat liar cats,
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and that they're sleeping with other people
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right behind your back.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
59
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:17
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Inspire Productions,207 Pictures,Chaotic Panda Entertainment,Hank and Jed Movie Pictures

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Movie Summary

Writing the perfect suicide note isn't easy. Murdering a garage full of people is also pretty hard. But getting your victims to like you while you kill them, that's the really tricky part.
I never slept with you in front of your back. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
I never slept with you in front of your back.
It was a love I thought was gonna watch the stars turn cold. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
It was a love I thought was gonna watch the stars turn cold.
And you're just , - Suicide for Beginners 00:12
And you're just ,
Help, help me. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Help, help me.
I'm sorry, Poodle. He was having a really bad day. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
I'm sorry, Poodle. He was having a really bad day.
A complete stranger. You met him one time, Rick. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
A complete stranger. You met him one time, Rick.
Do you tell everybody that your girlfriend - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Do you tell everybody that your girlfriend
Like hyper aware of, you know, my shit at all times. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Like hyper aware of, you know, my shit at all times.
I'm hyper aware that you're an idiot. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
I'm hyper aware that you're an idiot.
There's a car, PT Cruiser, hunter green, fairly mint. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
There's a car, PT Cruiser, hunter green, fairly mint.
The middle child has ADHD and just ate Cheez-Its for lunch. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
The middle child has ADHD and just ate Cheez-Its for lunch.
So? Flava Flav's been wearing a clock since the '80s. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
So? Flava Flav's been wearing a clock since the '8...
That's exactly what someone would say - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
That's exactly what someone would say
But it's also exactly what someone would say - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
But it's also exactly what someone would say
Get in there and fix this, - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Get in there and fix this,
I have tried really hard to be fair to you. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
I have tried really hard to be fair to you.
If I had any idea how to tie a proper knot, - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
If I had any idea how to tie a proper knot,
Oh my god. You have scratches on your face. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Oh my god. You have scratches on your face.
Oh yeah, that's from the, that's from the monkey. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Oh yeah, that's from the, that's from the monkey.
I sent him to his room to think about what he had done. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
I sent him to his room to think about what he had done.