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Suicide for Beginners

And if you take thatlast bit of string, pull it nice and tight, voila, you now have...

And if you take that
last bit of string, pull it nice and tight, voila, you now have yourself
a full bonafide noose

Full Transcript

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And if you take that last bit of string,
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pull it nice and tight, voila,
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you now have yourself a full bonafide noose.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
41
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:38
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Inspire Productions,207 Pictures,Chaotic Panda Entertainment,Hank and Jed Movie Pictures

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Movie Summary

Writing the perfect suicide note isn't easy. Murdering a garage full of people is also pretty hard. But getting your victims to like you while you kill them, that's the really tricky part.
If I wanted to be brow beaten or made fun of, - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
If I wanted to be brow beaten or made fun of,
What's with the neck wear there buddy - Suicide for Beginners 00:21
What's with the neck wear there buddy
Can't you just, I'm a nice guy. I'm a damn bunny rabbit. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Can't you just, I'm a nice guy. I'm a damn bu...
Nice guys don't kidnap and kill innocent people. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Nice guys don't kidnap and kill innocent people.
Monsters do that, and fuckheads. Fuckhead monsters. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Monsters do that, and fuckheads. Fuckhead monsters.
You were one of half a dozen girls - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
You were one of half a dozen girls
I've actually taken the liberty of putting together - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
I've actually taken the liberty of putting together
I hated the way he seduced you with his slick ways - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
I hated the way he seduced you with his slick ways
Hey, open the door. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Hey, open the door.
She makes cakes. Pretty good. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
She makes cakes. Pretty good.
Yeah. I train helper monkeys for citizens. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Yeah. I train helper monkeys for citizens.
Oh. I love monkeys. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Oh. I love monkeys.
There's a monkey on the cake. See? - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
There's a monkey on the cake. See?
Wait. I just want you to know that we're here. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Wait. I just want you to know that we're here.
No, I mean we're here for you. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
No, I mean we're here for you.
Maybe he's a gasper, like into autoerotic asphyxiation. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Maybe he's a gasper, like into autoerotic asphyxiation.
He does want us here - Suicide for Beginners 00:25
He does want us here
That's it, we have uh, - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
That's it, we have uh,
Okay, and, oh you, you might wanna go run off to the car - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
Okay, and, oh you, you might wanna go run off to the car
Yeah, your pits are kind of swampy. Okay now, bye-bye. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Yeah, your pits are kind of swampy. Okay now, bye-bye.