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Suicide for Beginners

Because if I hadpoisoned and tied up and tried to hang me,I would tell on me

Because if I had
poisoned and tied up and tried to hang me,
I would tell on me

Full Transcript

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Because if I had poisoned and tied up
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and tried to hang me, I would tell on me.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:58:56
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Inspire Productions,207 Pictures,Chaotic Panda Entertainment,Hank and Jed Movie Pictures

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Movie Summary

Writing the perfect suicide note isn't easy. Murdering a garage full of people is also pretty hard. But getting your victims to like you while you kill them, that's the really tricky part.
How about you hook us each up with a gallon or two of water, - Suicide for Beginners 00:11
How about you hook us each up with a gallon or two of water,
Name for me please some non-extradition countries. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Name for me please some non-extradition countries.
I'm not sure, but I feel pretty good about Venezuela - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
I'm not sure, but I feel pretty good about Venezuela
They didn't actually teach geography at my school, - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
They didn't actually teach geography at my school,
Mia, you've been awfully quiet. Any ideas? - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Mia, you've been awfully quiet. Any ideas?
Ben's gonna be back soon and he's gonna end this. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Ben's gonna be back soon and he's gonna end this.
Barry's old, he's had a good life. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Barry's old, he's had a good life.
Yeah, good call, they're bad for your health. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Yeah, good call, they're bad for your health.
You see what I did there? 'Cause you're dead. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
You see what I did there? 'Cause you're dead.
Man, your sense of humor just went to shit after you died. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Man, your sense of humor just went to shit after you died.
You know, you're a shitty comedian since you died, right? - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
You know, you're a shitty comedian since you died, righ...
But you are a damn fine listener. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
But you are a damn fine listener.
Okay, well, let's get you back in your closet. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Okay, well, let's get you back in your closet.
Okay guys, I think we got a little off track here, - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Okay guys, I think we got a little off track here,
Barry! Barry! Fuck! - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Barry! Barry! Fuck!
Hey, little kid. Little kid, hold up. Hold up. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Hey, little kid. Little kid, hold up. Hold up.
Hey, your mom's not gonna care, just let's , - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
Hey, your mom's not gonna care, just let's ,
Just give her a, - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
Just give her a,
We're making pie inside. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
We're making pie inside.
It's a blast man, come on. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
It's a blast man, come on.