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Suicide for Beginners

But I totally did, and now he'sdead and it's all my fault." Anyway, that's justone of the...

But I totally did, and now he's
dead and it's all my fault." Anyway, that's just
one of the drafts

Full Transcript

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But I totally did, and now he's dead and it's all my fault."
00:00:04.087 --> 00:00:06.634
Anyway, that's just one of the drafts.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
01:14:18
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Inspire Productions,207 Pictures,Chaotic Panda Entertainment,Hank and Jed Movie Pictures

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Movie Summary

Writing the perfect suicide note isn't easy. Murdering a garage full of people is also pretty hard. But getting your victims to like you while you kill them, that's the really tricky part.
Anyway, I told you that you're the crazy one. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Anyway, I told you that you're the crazy one.
I thought we were in love. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
I thought we were in love.
I'm gonna need your John Hancock on this, - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
I'm gonna need your John Hancock on this,
Okay, well you just killed the girl that won't stop crying. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Okay, well you just killed the girl that won't stop cry...
Don't worry, Poodle. He's not gonna kill you. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Don't worry, Poodle. He's not gonna kill you.
If he were a newspaper, - Suicide for Beginners 00:09
If he were a newspaper,
Probably you just found 'em dead and brought 'em in here. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Probably you just found 'em dead and brought 'em i...
I once knew a guy, died while performing CPR on an old lady. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
I once knew a guy, died while performing CPR on an old lady.
Nah. You couldn't even beat up an old man. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Nah. You couldn't even beat up an old man.
Ah, this is cold. This is cold water. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Ah, this is cold. This is cold water.
If we could make that warm. I'm very cold now. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
If we could make that warm. I'm very cold now.
That there's a GFCI outlet, and it'll trip the circuit - Suicide for Beginners 00:12
That there's a GFCI outlet, and it'll trip the cir...
Oh, fuck me running. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Oh, fuck me running.
Oh, worst 30th of a second ever. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Oh, worst 30th of a second ever.
Oh shit, you're gonna make me die. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Oh shit, you're gonna make me die.
That's not very nice. That's not very nice. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
That's not very nice. That's not very nice.
What the fuck is wrong with you? - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
What the fuck is wrong with you?
So are you gonna sign the letter, - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
So are you gonna sign the letter,
Hey kids - Suicide for Beginners 00:08
Hey kids
Oh, come on, let's play a little game of duck, duck murder. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Oh, come on, let's play a little game of duck, duck mur...