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Suicide for Beginners

Don't you see how this works? If he comes over here, I have to kill him! Have you seen...

[Mia refuses to call her landlord to tell him not to come and check on her]
Garrett:
Don't you see how this works? If he comes over here, I have to kill him! Have you seen this chick? Or how 'bout this guy? This is the pizza guy! The pizza guy comes over, I have to kill him. He brings his girlfriend, I have to kill her. A bell rings, I kill someone

Full Transcript

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Do you not see how this works
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If he comes over here I have to kill him
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Have you seen this chick Or how 'bout this guy
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This is the pizza guy
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The pizza guy comes over I have to kill him
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He brings his girlfriend I have to kill her
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A bell rings I kill someone
Duration
23 seconds
Views
351
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:39
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Inspire Productions,207 Pictures,Chaotic Panda Entertainment,Hank and Jed Movie Pictures

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Movie Summary

Writing the perfect suicide note isn't easy. Murdering a garage full of people is also pretty hard. But getting your victims to like you while you kill them, that's the really tricky part.

Actors
Garrett
Wil Daniels
You want this Barry guy dead - Suicide for Beginners 00:18
You want this Barry guy dead
It was just flour, sugar and love. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
It was just flour, sugar and love.
Uh, no. Um, don't come over. I'm naked. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Uh, no. Um, don't come over. I'm naked.
And I'm going to be naked for the foreseeable future, so, - Suicide for Beginners 00:08
And I'm going to be naked for the foreseeable future, s...
And you know what? I do drink. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
And you know what? I do drink.
I drink all the time and it is awesome. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
I drink all the time and it is awesome.
No. I am so sick of this shit I could vomit, more. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
No. I am so sick of this shit I could vomit, more.
Because that thing is deader than a cat box. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Because that thing is deader than a cat box.
Is this because of the cake? - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Is this because of the cake?
I have to kill myself very, very dead, - Suicide for Beginners 00:12
I have to kill myself very, very dead,
Should have been safe as houses, - Suicide for Beginners 00:10
Should have been safe as houses,
I'm not signing it. It's ridiculous. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
I'm not signing it. It's ridiculous.
Mia, this is disgusting. You are bad. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Mia, this is disgusting. You are bad.
Few people. This is Barry's house, Mia. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Few people. This is Barry's house, Mia.
Then why did you say "Lord Jesus?" - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Then why did you say "Lord Jesus?"
That is so just like you to say some shit like that - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
That is so just like you to say some shit like that
You know this whole relationship, you've acted like, - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
You know this whole relationship, you've acted like,
Makes me feel cheap, and sad. Like an emo song. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Makes me feel cheap, and sad. Like an emo song.
That's the pizza guy, - Suicide for Beginners 00:09
That's the pizza guy,
Stop crying - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
Stop crying