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Suicide for Beginners

Do you tell everybodythat your girlfriend has sweaty arm stains?

Do you tell everybody
that your girlfriend has sweaty arm stains?

Full Transcript

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Do you tell everybody that your girlfriend
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has sweaty arm stains?
Duration
4 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:37
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Inspire Productions,207 Pictures,Chaotic Panda Entertainment,Hank and Jed Movie Pictures

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Movie Summary

Writing the perfect suicide note isn't easy. Murdering a garage full of people is also pretty hard. But getting your victims to like you while you kill them, that's the really tricky part.
Like hyper aware of, you know, my shit at all times. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Like hyper aware of, you know, my shit at all times.
I'm hyper aware that you're an idiot. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
I'm hyper aware that you're an idiot.
There's a car, PT Cruiser, hunter green, fairly mint. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
There's a car, PT Cruiser, hunter green, fairly mint.
The middle child has ADHD and just ate Cheez-Its for lunch. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
The middle child has ADHD and just ate Cheez-Its for lunch.
So? Flava Flav's been wearing a clock since the '80s. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
So? Flava Flav's been wearing a clock since the '8...
That's exactly what someone would say - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
That's exactly what someone would say
But it's also exactly what someone would say - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
But it's also exactly what someone would say
Get in there and fix this, - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Get in there and fix this,
I have tried really hard to be fair to you. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
I have tried really hard to be fair to you.
If I had any idea how to tie a proper knot, - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
If I had any idea how to tie a proper knot,
Oh my god. You have scratches on your face. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Oh my god. You have scratches on your face.
Oh yeah, that's from the, that's from the monkey. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Oh yeah, that's from the, that's from the monkey.
I sent him to his room to think about what he had done. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
I sent him to his room to think about what he had done.
You know, for being bad, did you spank your monkey? - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
You know, for being bad, did you spank your monkey?
Can you worry about me in someone else's house? - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Can you worry about me in someone else's house?
We care about you. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
We care about you.
So, what's your monkey's name? - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
So, what's your monkey's name?
Uh, Steve, we're worried about you, uh, apparently. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Uh, Steve, we're worried about you, uh, apparently.
You are liked, and you are a good person. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
You are liked, and you are a good person.
Oh, you really shouldn't have said that arm sweat thing - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Oh, you really shouldn't have said that arm sweat thing