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Suicide for Beginners

Get in there and fix this, or find somewhereelse to sleep tonight

Get in there and fix this, or find somewhere
else to sleep tonight

Full Transcript

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Get in there and fix this,
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or find somewhere else to sleep tonight.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
50
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:35
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Inspire Productions,207 Pictures,Chaotic Panda Entertainment,Hank and Jed Movie Pictures

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Movie Summary

Writing the perfect suicide note isn't easy. Murdering a garage full of people is also pretty hard. But getting your victims to like you while you kill them, that's the really tricky part.
I have tried really hard to be fair to you. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
I have tried really hard to be fair to you.
If I had any idea how to tie a proper knot, - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
If I had any idea how to tie a proper knot,
Oh my god. You have scratches on your face. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Oh my god. You have scratches on your face.
Oh yeah, that's from the, that's from the monkey. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Oh yeah, that's from the, that's from the monkey.
I sent him to his room to think about what he had done. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
I sent him to his room to think about what he had done.
You know, for being bad, did you spank your monkey? - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
You know, for being bad, did you spank your monkey?
Can you worry about me in someone else's house? - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Can you worry about me in someone else's house?
We care about you. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
We care about you.
So, what's your monkey's name? - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
So, what's your monkey's name?
Uh, Steve, we're worried about you, uh, apparently. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Uh, Steve, we're worried about you, uh, apparently.
You are liked, and you are a good person. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
You are liked, and you are a good person.
Oh, you really shouldn't have said that arm sweat thing - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Oh, you really shouldn't have said that arm sweat thing
You know, I'm not gonna get too down on you - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
You know, I'm not gonna get too down on you
Oh. She's really pretty. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Oh. She's really pretty.
So what happened between you guys? - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
So what happened between you guys?
Because we care. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Because we care.
It just really wasn't any one thing in particular. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
It just really wasn't any one thing in particular.
I used to bring her flowers, and she's beautiful - Suicide for Beginners 00:08
I used to bring her flowers, and she's beautiful
And one day I used my key that she gave me. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
And one day I used my key that she gave me.
We exchanged keys and I used my key to leave her flowers. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
We exchanged keys and I used my key to leave her flowers.