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Suicide for Beginners

Help, help me

Help, help me

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Help, help me.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:14
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Inspire Productions,207 Pictures,Chaotic Panda Entertainment,Hank and Jed Movie Pictures

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Movie Summary

Writing the perfect suicide note isn't easy. Murdering a garage full of people is also pretty hard. But getting your victims to like you while you kill them, that's the really tricky part.
I'm sorry, Poodle. He was having a really bad day. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
I'm sorry, Poodle. He was having a really bad day.
A complete stranger. You met him one time, Rick. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
A complete stranger. You met him one time, Rick.
Do you tell everybody that your girlfriend - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Do you tell everybody that your girlfriend
Like hyper aware of, you know, my shit at all times. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Like hyper aware of, you know, my shit at all times.
I'm hyper aware that you're an idiot. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
I'm hyper aware that you're an idiot.
There's a car, PT Cruiser, hunter green, fairly mint. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
There's a car, PT Cruiser, hunter green, fairly mint.
The middle child has ADHD and just ate Cheez-Its for lunch. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
The middle child has ADHD and just ate Cheez-Its for lunch.
So? Flava Flav's been wearing a clock since the '80s. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
So? Flava Flav's been wearing a clock since the '8...
That's exactly what someone would say - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
That's exactly what someone would say
But it's also exactly what someone would say - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
But it's also exactly what someone would say
Get in there and fix this, - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Get in there and fix this,
I have tried really hard to be fair to you. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
I have tried really hard to be fair to you.
If I had any idea how to tie a proper knot, - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
If I had any idea how to tie a proper knot,
Oh my god. You have scratches on your face. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Oh my god. You have scratches on your face.
Oh yeah, that's from the, that's from the monkey. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Oh yeah, that's from the, that's from the monkey.
I sent him to his room to think about what he had done. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
I sent him to his room to think about what he had done.
You know, for being bad, did you spank your monkey? - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
You know, for being bad, did you spank your monkey?
Can you worry about me in someone else's house? - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Can you worry about me in someone else's house?
We care about you. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
We care about you.
So, what's your monkey's name? - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
So, what's your monkey's name?