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Suicide for Beginners

Hey kids, let's play a little game of duck, duck, murder!

Garrett:
Hey kids, let's play a little game of duck, duck, murder!

Full Transcript

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Hey kids
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Oh come on let's play a little game of duck duck murder
Duration
8 seconds
Views
221
Timestamp in Movie
01:23:06
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Inspire Productions,207 Pictures,Chaotic Panda Entertainment,Hank and Jed Movie Pictures

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Movie Summary

Writing the perfect suicide note isn't easy. Murdering a garage full of people is also pretty hard. But getting your victims to like you while you kill them, that's the really tricky part.

Actors
Garrett
Wil Daniels
Oh, come on, let's play a little game of duck, duck murder. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Oh, come on, let's play a little game of duck, duck mur...
You know you kinda have to appreciate the irony - Suicide for Beginners 00:09
You know you kinda have to appreciate the irony
I mean, maybe that's not irony, but it is something. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
I mean, maybe that's not irony, but it is something.
We could ask your boyfriend, maybe he'd know. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
We could ask your boyfriend, maybe he'd know.
It was, it was a GFCI outlet, eh, can't kill me like that. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
It was, it was a GFCI outlet, eh, can't kill me like th...
How 'bout just rest for a sec? - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
How 'bout just rest for a sec?
There's a, you got a bicycle chain on the, - Suicide for Beginners 00:10
There's a, you got a bicycle chain on the,
Don't worry, dude. We're gonna get you outta here. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Don't worry, dude. We're gonna get you outta here.
Yeah there's not - Suicide for Beginners 00:21
Yeah there's not
No hope for you and all your tears. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
No hope for you and all your tears.
Yeah you know it's just you and me and death makes three - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Yeah you know it's just you and me and death makes...
I swear, I don't know why I put off killing you for so long. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
I swear, I don't know why I put off killing you for so ...
Killing you is gonna be the most fun since, - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Killing you is gonna be the most fun since,
What now - Suicide for Beginners 00:10
What now
All this chaos, - Suicide for Beginners 00:08
All this chaos,
Who just bombs in here, starts killing folk, - Suicide for Beginners 00:08
Who just bombs in here, starts killing folk,
I'm like, "Stop killing folk. They, they don't like that. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
I'm like, "Stop killing folk. They, they don'...
You know, just stop." - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
You know, just stop."
Um, well, I guess he believed that anything worth doing - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
Um, well, I guess he believed that anything worth doing
Well, we were having a peanut butter party, - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
Well, we were having a peanut butter party,