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Suicide for Beginners

Hey, your mom's not gonnacare, just let's , let's go inside andgive her a call, okay?

Hey, your mom's not gonna
care, just let's , let's go inside and
give her a call, okay?

Full Transcript

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Hey, your mom's not gonna care, just let's ,
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let's go inside and give her a call, okay?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
01:04:37
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Inspire Productions,207 Pictures,Chaotic Panda Entertainment,Hank and Jed Movie Pictures

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Movie Summary

Writing the perfect suicide note isn't easy. Murdering a garage full of people is also pretty hard. But getting your victims to like you while you kill them, that's the really tricky part.
Just give her a, - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
Just give her a,
We're making pie inside. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
We're making pie inside.
It's a blast man, come on. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
It's a blast man, come on.
I still have the gun. Remember the gun? - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
I still have the gun. Remember the gun?
I think he's Al Qaeda or Taliban maybe Cobra - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
I think he's Al Qaeda or Taliban maybe Cobra
No, no, she was on the lawn - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
No, no, she was on the lawn
I know, it's crazy, right? Who does that? - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
I know, it's crazy, right? Who does that?
Jogging. Is. Bad. For. Your. Health. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Jogging. Is. Bad. For. Your. Health.
All right you Swedish dick hole, it's on. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
All right you Swedish dick hole, it's on.
I didn't know that IKEA made people - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
I didn't know that IKEA made people
That wasn't cool. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
That wasn't cool.
No. No! - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
No. No!
I wanted to tell you, just before you die, - Suicide for Beginners 00:09
I wanted to tell you, just before you die,
'Cause other people, they probably didn't, - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
'Cause other people, they probably didn't,
I hope you know you're a murderer. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
I hope you know you're a murderer.
You know, still, I forgive you. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
You know, still, I forgive you.
Why? You wanted a monster? - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Why? You wanted a monster?
Oh, uh, you um, killed your boyfriend, by the way. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Oh, uh, you um, killed your boyfriend, by the way.
It's right here on page two. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
It's right here on page two.
"It was just a lover's quarrel that got out of hand," - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
"It was just a lover's quarrel that got out of han...