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Suicide for Beginners

Hey, uh, large meat loversand cheesy mozzarella sticks for one Steven Sanders

Hey, uh, large meat lovers
and cheesy mozzarella sticks for one Steven Sanders

Full Transcript

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Hey, uh, large meat lovers and cheesy mozzarella sticks
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for one Steven Sanders.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:59
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Inspire Productions,207 Pictures,Chaotic Panda Entertainment,Hank and Jed Movie Pictures

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Movie Summary

Writing the perfect suicide note isn't easy. Murdering a garage full of people is also pretty hard. But getting your victims to like you while you kill them, that's the really tricky part.
You know, my girlfriend's got this thing - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
You know, my girlfriend's got this thing
Like a lot, like I am genuinely concerned - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Like a lot, like I am genuinely concerned
I mean, it's not like, - Suicide for Beginners 00:08
I mean, it's not like,
She's got this thing of antiperspirant - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
She's got this thing of antiperspirant
Yeah, one time I, I delivered a pie to a lady, - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Yeah, one time I, I delivered a pie to a lady,
Listen, it's just been a long day - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
Listen, it's just been a long day
It's basically the only acceptable reason - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
It's basically the only acceptable reason
Ah. Feelings and shit, I get it. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Ah. Feelings and shit, I get it.
So what's the young lady's name? - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
So what's the young lady's name?
Huh. I dated an Elaine once. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Huh. I dated an Elaine once.
Course she ended up being an arsonist, - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Course she ended up being an arsonist,
So what would you say to her if you wanted to say goodbye? - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
So what would you say to her if you wanted to say goodbye?
I'd say, while I'm at the store, - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
I'd say, while I'm at the store,
I mean she lived, my, my cat, but you know, - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
I mean she lived, my, my cat, but you know,
Nobody puts baby in the corner. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Nobody puts baby in the corner.
Kinda like arena glam rock with some heavy gangster - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
Kinda like arena glam rock with some heavy gangster
You know you got a little bit a sauce right there - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
You know you got a little bit a sauce right there
Look, I'm sorry, Poodle. He was a really chatty dude. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Look, I'm sorry, Poodle. He was a really chatty dude.
I mean he wanted to know all about my cat, - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
I mean he wanted to know all about my cat,
Next thing you know, we're talking about Paul Newman - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
Next thing you know, we're talking about Paul Newman