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Suicide for Beginners

Stop crying. How have you not died of dehydration at this point?

Garrett:
[to Abigail] Stop crying. How have you not died of dehydration at this point?

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How have you not died from dehydration at this point
Duration
7 seconds
Views
223
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:12
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Inspire Productions,207 Pictures,Chaotic Panda Entertainment,Hank and Jed Movie Pictures

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Movie Summary

Writing the perfect suicide note isn't easy. Murdering a garage full of people is also pretty hard. But getting your victims to like you while you kill them, that's the really tricky part.

Actors
Garrett
Wil Daniels
What are you doing to them - Suicide for Beginners 00:32
What are you doing to them
Oh, if you shoot me, the neighbors will call the police, - Suicide for Beginners 00:08
Oh, if you shoot me, the neighbors will call the police,
I think Abigail will calm down - Suicide for Beginners 00:16
I think Abigail will calm down
I am going to watch you die, - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
I am going to watch you die,
I will shoot you in the face - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
I will shoot you in the face
And I hope my blood splatters all over you - Suicide for Beginners 00:13
And I hope my blood splatters all over you
Holy shit. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Holy shit.
Listen, dude, I've been thinking, - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
Listen, dude, I've been thinking,
Hell, I'll help out, you know, - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Hell, I'll help out, you know,
I don't need help. You need help. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
I don't need help. You need help.
Your landlord is just psychotic - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Your landlord is just psychotic
Are you kidding me - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Are you kidding me
Steve, Steve, there's no need for, for firearms. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Steve, Steve, there's no need for, for firearms.
Hey, come on, we're, we're a team, Steve. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Hey, come on, we're, we're a team, Steve.
Dude you lied to me - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Dude you lied to me
I'm gonna name a bleeding ulcer - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
I'm gonna name a bleeding ulcer
Yeah, well if you don't want sex done on you, - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Yeah, well if you don't want sex done on you,
You better check your damn insurance policy - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
You better check your damn insurance policy
So, we are going to discuss the possibility, - Suicide for Beginners 00:10
So, we are going to discuss the possibility,
Whomever has the duck has the floor. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Whomever has the duck has the floor.