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Suicide for Beginners

I drink all the timeand it is awesome

I drink all the time
and it is awesome

Full Transcript

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I drink all the time and it is awesome.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:19
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Inspire Productions,207 Pictures,Chaotic Panda Entertainment,Hank and Jed Movie Pictures

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Movie Summary

Writing the perfect suicide note isn't easy. Murdering a garage full of people is also pretty hard. But getting your victims to like you while you kill them, that's the really tricky part.
No. I am so sick of this shit I could vomit, more. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
No. I am so sick of this shit I could vomit, more.
Because that thing is deader than a cat box. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Because that thing is deader than a cat box.
Is this because of the cake? - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Is this because of the cake?
I have to kill myself very, very dead, - Suicide for Beginners 00:12
I have to kill myself very, very dead,
Should have been safe as houses, - Suicide for Beginners 00:10
Should have been safe as houses,
I'm not signing it. It's ridiculous. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
I'm not signing it. It's ridiculous.
Mia, this is disgusting. You are bad. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Mia, this is disgusting. You are bad.
Few people. This is Barry's house, Mia. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Few people. This is Barry's house, Mia.
Then why did you say "Lord Jesus?" - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Then why did you say "Lord Jesus?"
That is so just like you to say some shit like that - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
That is so just like you to say some shit like that
You know this whole relationship, you've acted like, - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
You know this whole relationship, you've acted like,
Makes me feel cheap, and sad. Like an emo song. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Makes me feel cheap, and sad. Like an emo song.
That's the pizza guy, - Suicide for Beginners 00:09
That's the pizza guy,
Stop crying - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
Stop crying
What are you doing to them - Suicide for Beginners 00:32
What are you doing to them
Oh, if you shoot me, the neighbors will call the police, - Suicide for Beginners 00:08
Oh, if you shoot me, the neighbors will call the police,
I think Abigail will calm down - Suicide for Beginners 00:16
I think Abigail will calm down
I am going to watch you die, - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
I am going to watch you die,
I will shoot you in the face - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
I will shoot you in the face
And I hope my blood splatters all over you - Suicide for Beginners 00:13
And I hope my blood splatters all over you