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Suicide for Beginners

I have additions,addendums, modification, Bible references, whichI will list to you if you...

I have additions,
addendums, modification, Bible references, which
I will list to you if you give Barry
the fucking duck

Full Transcript

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I have additions, addendums, modification,
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Bible references, which I will list to you
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if you give Barry the fucking duck.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:58:08
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Inspire Productions,207 Pictures,Chaotic Panda Entertainment,Hank and Jed Movie Pictures

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Movie Summary

Writing the perfect suicide note isn't easy. Murdering a garage full of people is also pretty hard. But getting your victims to like you while you kill them, that's the really tricky part.
I think we should go on the honor system. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
I think we should go on the honor system.
We can swear not to tell anyone about you. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
We can swear not to tell anyone about you.
We, we can pinky swear. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
We, we can pinky swear.
Because if I had poisoned and tied up - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Because if I had poisoned and tied up
How about you hook us each up with a gallon or two of water, - Suicide for Beginners 00:11
How about you hook us each up with a gallon or two of water,
Name for me please some non-extradition countries. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Name for me please some non-extradition countries.
I'm not sure, but I feel pretty good about Venezuela - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
I'm not sure, but I feel pretty good about Venezuela
They didn't actually teach geography at my school, - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
They didn't actually teach geography at my school,
Mia, you've been awfully quiet. Any ideas? - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Mia, you've been awfully quiet. Any ideas?
Ben's gonna be back soon and he's gonna end this. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Ben's gonna be back soon and he's gonna end this.
Barry's old, he's had a good life. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Barry's old, he's had a good life.
Yeah, good call, they're bad for your health. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Yeah, good call, they're bad for your health.
You see what I did there? 'Cause you're dead. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
You see what I did there? 'Cause you're dead.
Man, your sense of humor just went to shit after you died. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Man, your sense of humor just went to shit after you died.
You know, you're a shitty comedian since you died, right? - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
You know, you're a shitty comedian since you died, righ...
But you are a damn fine listener. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
But you are a damn fine listener.
Okay, well, let's get you back in your closet. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Okay, well, let's get you back in your closet.
Okay guys, I think we got a little off track here, - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Okay guys, I think we got a little off track here,
Barry! Barry! Fuck! - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Barry! Barry! Fuck!
Hey, little kid. Little kid, hold up. Hold up. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Hey, little kid. Little kid, hold up. Hold up.