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Suicide for Beginners

I mean he wanted toknow all about my cat, and, and there was this girlwhose name he didn't...

I mean he wanted to
know all about my cat, and, and there was this girl
whose name he didn't know that he kept going
on and on about

Full Transcript

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I mean he wanted to know all about my cat,
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and, and there was this girl whose name he didn't know
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that he kept going on and on about.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:56
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Inspire Productions,207 Pictures,Chaotic Panda Entertainment,Hank and Jed Movie Pictures

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Movie Summary

Writing the perfect suicide note isn't easy. Murdering a garage full of people is also pretty hard. But getting your victims to like you while you kill them, that's the really tricky part.
Next thing you know, we're talking about Paul Newman - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
Next thing you know, we're talking about Paul Newman
Huh you know 30 of Americans do commit suicide - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Huh you know 30 of Americans do commit suicide
He wouldn't, 'cause he's, you know, - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
He wouldn't, 'cause he's, you know,
Little douchy, yeah but, - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Little douchy, yeah but,
Yes you do Today we're delivering hope - Suicide for Beginners 00:12
Yes you do Today we're delivering hope
Buttercream frosted hope. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Buttercream frosted hope.
Hi, and I am Luigi Sockio. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Hi, and I am Luigi Sockio.
And we bring to you, our ancestral food stuff - Suicide for Beginners 00:10
And we bring to you, our ancestral food stuff
And secondly, you're a fucking asshole. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
And secondly, you're a fucking asshole.
Oh. Oh, I take back what I said then. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Oh. Oh, I take back what I said then.
The second act is a fierce takedown - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
The second act is a fierce takedown
I'm only trying to cheer you up, Mia, but - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
I'm only trying to cheer you up, Mia, but
I spent like forever picking little pieces of ham - Suicide for Beginners 00:11
I spent like forever picking little pieces of ham
I mean I burnt my, - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
I mean I burnt my,
I'm trying really hard here, Mia, and you don't even care. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
I'm trying really hard here, Mia, and you don't ev...
And, I'm not mad anymore, okay? - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
And, I'm not mad anymore, okay?
So just, please, let me go. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
So just, please, let me go.
I'll get you a waffle. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
I'll get you a waffle.
How you bum your leg boy child - Suicide for Beginners 00:28
How you bum your leg boy child
Now, my leg parts, mostly rebar and duct tape. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Now, my leg parts, mostly rebar and duct tape.