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Suicide for Beginners

I'd say, whileI'm at the store, please do not set mycat on fire, you know

I'd say, while
I'm at the store, please do not set my
cat on fire, you know

Full Transcript

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I'd say, while I'm at the store,
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please do not set my cat on fire, you know.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:08
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Inspire Productions,207 Pictures,Chaotic Panda Entertainment,Hank and Jed Movie Pictures

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Movie Summary

Writing the perfect suicide note isn't easy. Murdering a garage full of people is also pretty hard. But getting your victims to like you while you kill them, that's the really tricky part.
I mean she lived, my, my cat, but you know, - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
I mean she lived, my, my cat, but you know,
Nobody puts baby in the corner. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Nobody puts baby in the corner.
Kinda like arena glam rock with some heavy gangster - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
Kinda like arena glam rock with some heavy gangster
You know you got a little bit a sauce right there - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
You know you got a little bit a sauce right there
Look, I'm sorry, Poodle. He was a really chatty dude. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Look, I'm sorry, Poodle. He was a really chatty dude.
I mean he wanted to know all about my cat, - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
I mean he wanted to know all about my cat,
Next thing you know, we're talking about Paul Newman - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
Next thing you know, we're talking about Paul Newman
Huh you know 30 of Americans do commit suicide - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Huh you know 30 of Americans do commit suicide
He wouldn't, 'cause he's, you know, - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
He wouldn't, 'cause he's, you know,
Little douchy, yeah but, - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Little douchy, yeah but,
Yes you do Today we're delivering hope - Suicide for Beginners 00:12
Yes you do Today we're delivering hope
Buttercream frosted hope. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Buttercream frosted hope.
Hi, and I am Luigi Sockio. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Hi, and I am Luigi Sockio.
And we bring to you, our ancestral food stuff - Suicide for Beginners 00:10
And we bring to you, our ancestral food stuff
And secondly, you're a fucking asshole. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
And secondly, you're a fucking asshole.
Oh. Oh, I take back what I said then. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Oh. Oh, I take back what I said then.
The second act is a fierce takedown - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
The second act is a fierce takedown
I'm only trying to cheer you up, Mia, but - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
I'm only trying to cheer you up, Mia, but
I spent like forever picking little pieces of ham - Suicide for Beginners 00:11
I spent like forever picking little pieces of ham
I mean I burnt my, - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
I mean I burnt my,