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Suicide for Beginners

I'm going to name a bleeding ulcer after each and every one of you. Two for you

Garrett:
I'm going to name a bleeding ulcer after each and every one of you.
[points his gun at Mia]
Garrett:
Two for you

Full Transcript

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I'm gonna name a bleeding ulcer
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after each and every one of you
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Two for you
Duration
6 seconds
Views
266
Timestamp in Movie
00:54:29
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Inspire Productions,207 Pictures,Chaotic Panda Entertainment,Hank and Jed Movie Pictures

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Movie Summary

Writing the perfect suicide note isn't easy. Murdering a garage full of people is also pretty hard. But getting your victims to like you while you kill them, that's the really tricky part.

Actors
Garrett
Wil Daniels
Yeah, well if you don't want sex done on you, - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Yeah, well if you don't want sex done on you,
You better check your damn insurance policy - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
You better check your damn insurance policy
So, we are going to discuss the possibility, - Suicide for Beginners 00:10
So, we are going to discuss the possibility,
Whomever has the duck has the floor. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Whomever has the duck has the floor.
Barry has seen a hundred-fold times your death, - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Barry has seen a hundred-fold times your death,
I have additions, addendums, modification, - Suicide for Beginners 00:09
I have additions, addendums, modification,
I think we should go on the honor system. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
I think we should go on the honor system.
We can swear not to tell anyone about you. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
We can swear not to tell anyone about you.
We, we can pinky swear. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
We, we can pinky swear.
Because if I had poisoned and tied up - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Because if I had poisoned and tied up
How about you hook us each up with a gallon or two of water, - Suicide for Beginners 00:11
How about you hook us each up with a gallon or two of water,
Name for me please some non-extradition countries. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Name for me please some non-extradition countries.
I'm not sure, but I feel pretty good about Venezuela - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
I'm not sure, but I feel pretty good about Venezuela
They didn't actually teach geography at my school, - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
They didn't actually teach geography at my school,
Mia, you've been awfully quiet. Any ideas? - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Mia, you've been awfully quiet. Any ideas?
Ben's gonna be back soon and he's gonna end this. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Ben's gonna be back soon and he's gonna end this.
Barry's old, he's had a good life. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Barry's old, he's had a good life.
Yeah, good call, they're bad for your health. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Yeah, good call, they're bad for your health.
You see what I did there? 'Cause you're dead. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
You see what I did there? 'Cause you're dead.
Man, your sense of humor just went to shit after you died. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Man, your sense of humor just went to shit after you died.