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I'm only trying to cheer you up, Mia, but
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Suicide for Beginners

I'm only trying tocheer you up, Mia, but fine, you know what?

I'm only trying to
cheer you up, Mia, but fine, you know what?

Full Transcript

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I'm only trying to cheer you up, Mia, but
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fine, you know what?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
51
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:06
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Inspire Productions,207 Pictures,Chaotic Panda Entertainment,Hank and Jed Movie Pictures

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Movie Summary

Writing the perfect suicide note isn't easy. Murdering a garage full of people is also pretty hard. But getting your victims to like you while you kill them, that's the really tricky part.
I spent like forever picking little pieces of ham - Suicide for Beginners 00:11
I spent like forever picking little pieces of ham
I mean I burnt my, - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
I mean I burnt my,
I'm trying really hard here, Mia, and you don't even care. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
I'm trying really hard here, Mia, and you don't ev...
And, I'm not mad anymore, okay? - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
And, I'm not mad anymore, okay?
So just, please, let me go. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
So just, please, let me go.
I'll get you a waffle. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
I'll get you a waffle.
How you bum your leg boy child - Suicide for Beginners 00:28
How you bum your leg boy child
Now, my leg parts, mostly rebar and duct tape. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Now, my leg parts, mostly rebar and duct tape.
Hello, and welcome to YouTube's edition - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Hello, and welcome to YouTube's edition
Step one in tying noose, find a rope. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Step one in tying noose, find a rope.
Once you have your rope, - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Once you have your rope,
Now that you have learned to tie a proper loop, - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Now that you have learned to tie a proper loop,
In step 15, you shall... - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
In step 15, you shall...
Take the end of the rope and place it through the bunny hole - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
Take the end of the rope and place it through the bunny hole
And out the rabbit hatch - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
And out the rabbit hatch
And if you take that last bit of string, - Suicide for Beginners 00:10
And if you take that last bit of string,
If I wanted to be brow beaten or made fun of, - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
If I wanted to be brow beaten or made fun of,
What's with the neck wear there buddy - Suicide for Beginners 00:21
What's with the neck wear there buddy
Can't you just, I'm a nice guy. I'm a damn bunny rabbit. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Can't you just, I'm a nice guy. I'm a damn bu...
Nice guys don't kidnap and kill innocent people. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Nice guys don't kidnap and kill innocent people.