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Suicide for Beginners

In a desert life, you area refreshing, sexy beverage, like an Arnold Palmer

In a desert life, you are
a refreshing, sexy beverage, like an Arnold Palmer

Full Transcript

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In a desert life, you are a refreshing, sexy beverage,
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like an Arnold Palmer.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:28
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Inspire Productions,207 Pictures,Chaotic Panda Entertainment,Hank and Jed Movie Pictures

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Movie Summary

Writing the perfect suicide note isn't easy. Murdering a garage full of people is also pretty hard. But getting your victims to like you while you kill them, that's the really tricky part.
Or a Sprite that I think about at night times. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Or a Sprite that I think about at night times.
Can I use your uh, bathroom? - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Can I use your uh, bathroom?
Dude, she freaks out about smoke. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Dude, she freaks out about smoke.
God This is not good - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
God This is not good
Wait a minute. Why are you kicking? - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Wait a minute. Why are you kicking?
Ow, stop it! - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Ow, stop it!
Just, I know this probably looks bad, - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Just, I know this probably looks bad,
What, are you trying to save me so you can kill me? - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
What, are you trying to save me so you can kill me?
Um, that's the, the pizza guy's girlfriend. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Um, that's the, the pizza guy's girlfriend.
My landlord. We've been over this. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
My landlord. We've been over this.
Well, great. I'm gonna have to kill him. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Well, great. I'm gonna have to kill him.
Is this, is this because of the cake? - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Is this, is this because of the cake?
Do you not see how this works - Suicide for Beginners 00:23
Do you not see how this works
You want this Barry guy dead - Suicide for Beginners 00:18
You want this Barry guy dead
It was just flour, sugar and love. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
It was just flour, sugar and love.
Uh, no. Um, don't come over. I'm naked. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Uh, no. Um, don't come over. I'm naked.
And I'm going to be naked for the foreseeable future, so, - Suicide for Beginners 00:08
And I'm going to be naked for the foreseeable future, s...
And you know what? I do drink. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
And you know what? I do drink.
I drink all the time and it is awesome. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
I drink all the time and it is awesome.
No. I am so sick of this shit I could vomit, more. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
No. I am so sick of this shit I could vomit, more.