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Suicide for Beginners

"It was just a lover'squarrel that got out of hand," because you are acheating asshole

"It was just a lover's
quarrel that got out of hand," because you are a
cheating asshole

Full Transcript

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"It was just a lover's quarrel that got out of hand,"
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because you are a cheating asshole.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
48
Timestamp in Movie
01:14:00
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Inspire Productions,207 Pictures,Chaotic Panda Entertainment,Hank and Jed Movie Pictures

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Movie Summary

Writing the perfect suicide note isn't easy. Murdering a garage full of people is also pretty hard. But getting your victims to like you while you kill them, that's the really tricky part.
"I didn't mean to brain him to death - Suicide for Beginners 00:09
"I didn't mean to brain him to death
But I totally did, and now he's dead and it's all my fault." - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
But I totally did, and now he's dead and it's all ...
Anyway, I told you that you're the crazy one. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Anyway, I told you that you're the crazy one.
I thought we were in love. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
I thought we were in love.
I'm gonna need your John Hancock on this, - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
I'm gonna need your John Hancock on this,
Okay, well you just killed the girl that won't stop crying. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Okay, well you just killed the girl that won't stop cry...
Don't worry, Poodle. He's not gonna kill you. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Don't worry, Poodle. He's not gonna kill you.
If he were a newspaper, - Suicide for Beginners 00:09
If he were a newspaper,
Probably you just found 'em dead and brought 'em in here. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Probably you just found 'em dead and brought 'em i...
I once knew a guy, died while performing CPR on an old lady. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
I once knew a guy, died while performing CPR on an old lady.
Nah. You couldn't even beat up an old man. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Nah. You couldn't even beat up an old man.
Ah, this is cold. This is cold water. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Ah, this is cold. This is cold water.
If we could make that warm. I'm very cold now. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
If we could make that warm. I'm very cold now.
That there's a GFCI outlet, and it'll trip the circuit - Suicide for Beginners 00:12
That there's a GFCI outlet, and it'll trip the cir...
Oh, fuck me running. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Oh, fuck me running.
Oh, worst 30th of a second ever. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Oh, worst 30th of a second ever.
Oh shit, you're gonna make me die. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Oh shit, you're gonna make me die.
That's not very nice. That's not very nice. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
That's not very nice. That's not very nice.
What the fuck is wrong with you? - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
What the fuck is wrong with you?
So are you gonna sign the letter, - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
So are you gonna sign the letter,