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Suicide for Beginners

It's basically theonly acceptable reason for a grown-ass manto cry, you know

It's basically the
only acceptable reason for a grown-ass man
to cry, you know

Full Transcript

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It's basically the only acceptable reason
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for a grown-ass man to cry, you know.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:25
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Inspire Productions,207 Pictures,Chaotic Panda Entertainment,Hank and Jed Movie Pictures

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Movie Summary

Writing the perfect suicide note isn't easy. Murdering a garage full of people is also pretty hard. But getting your victims to like you while you kill them, that's the really tricky part.
Ah. Feelings and shit, I get it. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Ah. Feelings and shit, I get it.
So what's the young lady's name? - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
So what's the young lady's name?
Huh. I dated an Elaine once. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Huh. I dated an Elaine once.
Course she ended up being an arsonist, - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Course she ended up being an arsonist,
So what would you say to her if you wanted to say goodbye? - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
So what would you say to her if you wanted to say goodbye?
I'd say, while I'm at the store, - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
I'd say, while I'm at the store,
I mean she lived, my, my cat, but you know, - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
I mean she lived, my, my cat, but you know,
Nobody puts baby in the corner. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Nobody puts baby in the corner.
Kinda like arena glam rock with some heavy gangster - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
Kinda like arena glam rock with some heavy gangster
You know you got a little bit a sauce right there - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
You know you got a little bit a sauce right there
Look, I'm sorry, Poodle. He was a really chatty dude. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Look, I'm sorry, Poodle. He was a really chatty dude.
I mean he wanted to know all about my cat, - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
I mean he wanted to know all about my cat,
Next thing you know, we're talking about Paul Newman - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
Next thing you know, we're talking about Paul Newman
Huh you know 30 of Americans do commit suicide - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Huh you know 30 of Americans do commit suicide
He wouldn't, 'cause he's, you know, - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
He wouldn't, 'cause he's, you know,
Little douchy, yeah but, - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Little douchy, yeah but,
Yes you do Today we're delivering hope - Suicide for Beginners 00:12
Yes you do Today we're delivering hope
Buttercream frosted hope. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Buttercream frosted hope.
Hi, and I am Luigi Sockio. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Hi, and I am Luigi Sockio.
And we bring to you, our ancestral food stuff - Suicide for Beginners 00:10
And we bring to you, our ancestral food stuff