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Suicide for Beginners

Listen, dude, I'vebeen thinking, you really don't needfour hostages, you know?

Listen, dude, I've
been thinking, you really don't need
four hostages, you know?

Full Transcript

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Listen, dude, I've been thinking,
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you really don't need four hostages, you know?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:59
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Inspire Productions,207 Pictures,Chaotic Panda Entertainment,Hank and Jed Movie Pictures

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Movie Summary

Writing the perfect suicide note isn't easy. Murdering a garage full of people is also pretty hard. But getting your victims to like you while you kill them, that's the really tricky part.
Hell, I'll help out, you know, - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Hell, I'll help out, you know,
I don't need help. You need help. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
I don't need help. You need help.
Your landlord is just psychotic - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Your landlord is just psychotic
Are you kidding me - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Are you kidding me
Steve, Steve, there's no need for, for firearms. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Steve, Steve, there's no need for, for firearms.
Hey, come on, we're, we're a team, Steve. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Hey, come on, we're, we're a team, Steve.
Dude you lied to me - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Dude you lied to me
I'm gonna name a bleeding ulcer - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
I'm gonna name a bleeding ulcer
Yeah, well if you don't want sex done on you, - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Yeah, well if you don't want sex done on you,
You better check your damn insurance policy - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
You better check your damn insurance policy
So, we are going to discuss the possibility, - Suicide for Beginners 00:10
So, we are going to discuss the possibility,
Whomever has the duck has the floor. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Whomever has the duck has the floor.
Barry has seen a hundred-fold times your death, - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Barry has seen a hundred-fold times your death,
I have additions, addendums, modification, - Suicide for Beginners 00:09
I have additions, addendums, modification,
I think we should go on the honor system. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
I think we should go on the honor system.
We can swear not to tell anyone about you. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
We can swear not to tell anyone about you.
We, we can pinky swear. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
We, we can pinky swear.
Because if I had poisoned and tied up - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Because if I had poisoned and tied up
How about you hook us each up with a gallon or two of water, - Suicide for Beginners 00:11
How about you hook us each up with a gallon or two of water,
Name for me please some non-extradition countries. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Name for me please some non-extradition countries.