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Suicide for Beginners

Next thing you know, we'retalking about Paul Newman and wolves, and he'sprobably gonna...

Next thing you know, we're
talking about Paul Newman and wolves, and he's
probably gonna kill himself

Full Transcript

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Next thing you know, we're talking about Paul Newman
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and wolves, and he's probably gonna kill himself.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:03
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Inspire Productions,207 Pictures,Chaotic Panda Entertainment,Hank and Jed Movie Pictures

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Movie Summary

Writing the perfect suicide note isn't easy. Murdering a garage full of people is also pretty hard. But getting your victims to like you while you kill them, that's the really tricky part.
Huh you know 30 of Americans do commit suicide - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Huh you know 30 of Americans do commit suicide
He wouldn't, 'cause he's, you know, - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
He wouldn't, 'cause he's, you know,
Little douchy, yeah but, - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Little douchy, yeah but,
Yes you do Today we're delivering hope - Suicide for Beginners 00:12
Yes you do Today we're delivering hope
Buttercream frosted hope. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Buttercream frosted hope.
Hi, and I am Luigi Sockio. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Hi, and I am Luigi Sockio.
And we bring to you, our ancestral food stuff - Suicide for Beginners 00:10
And we bring to you, our ancestral food stuff
And secondly, you're a fucking asshole. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
And secondly, you're a fucking asshole.
Oh. Oh, I take back what I said then. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Oh. Oh, I take back what I said then.
The second act is a fierce takedown - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
The second act is a fierce takedown
I'm only trying to cheer you up, Mia, but - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
I'm only trying to cheer you up, Mia, but
I spent like forever picking little pieces of ham - Suicide for Beginners 00:11
I spent like forever picking little pieces of ham
I mean I burnt my, - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
I mean I burnt my,
I'm trying really hard here, Mia, and you don't even care. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
I'm trying really hard here, Mia, and you don't ev...
And, I'm not mad anymore, okay? - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
And, I'm not mad anymore, okay?
So just, please, let me go. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
So just, please, let me go.
I'll get you a waffle. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
I'll get you a waffle.
How you bum your leg boy child - Suicide for Beginners 00:28
How you bum your leg boy child
Now, my leg parts, mostly rebar and duct tape. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Now, my leg parts, mostly rebar and duct tape.
Hello, and welcome to YouTube's edition - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Hello, and welcome to YouTube's edition