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No. No!
Duration
5 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
01:12:28
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Inspire Productions,207 Pictures,Chaotic Panda Entertainment,Hank and Jed Movie Pictures

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Movie Summary

Writing the perfect suicide note isn't easy. Murdering a garage full of people is also pretty hard. But getting your victims to like you while you kill them, that's the really tricky part.
I wanted to tell you, just before you die, - Suicide for Beginners 00:09
I wanted to tell you, just before you die,
'Cause other people, they probably didn't, - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
'Cause other people, they probably didn't,
I hope you know you're a murderer. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
I hope you know you're a murderer.
You know, still, I forgive you. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
You know, still, I forgive you.
Why? You wanted a monster? - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Why? You wanted a monster?
Oh, uh, you um, killed your boyfriend, by the way. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Oh, uh, you um, killed your boyfriend, by the way.
It's right here on page two. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
It's right here on page two.
"It was just a lover's quarrel that got out of hand," - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
"It was just a lover's quarrel that got out of han...
"I didn't mean to brain him to death - Suicide for Beginners 00:09
"I didn't mean to brain him to death
But I totally did, and now he's dead and it's all my fault." - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
But I totally did, and now he's dead and it's all ...
Anyway, I told you that you're the crazy one. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Anyway, I told you that you're the crazy one.
I thought we were in love. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
I thought we were in love.
I'm gonna need your John Hancock on this, - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
I'm gonna need your John Hancock on this,
Okay, well you just killed the girl that won't stop crying. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Okay, well you just killed the girl that won't stop cry...
Don't worry, Poodle. He's not gonna kill you. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Don't worry, Poodle. He's not gonna kill you.
If he were a newspaper, - Suicide for Beginners 00:09
If he were a newspaper,
Probably you just found 'em dead and brought 'em in here. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Probably you just found 'em dead and brought 'em i...
I once knew a guy, died while performing CPR on an old lady. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
I once knew a guy, died while performing CPR on an old lady.
Nah. You couldn't even beat up an old man. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Nah. You couldn't even beat up an old man.
Ah, this is cold. This is cold water. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Ah, this is cold. This is cold water.