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Suicide for Beginners

No, no, she was on the lawn and then you drove up onthe lawn and you hit her

No, no, she was on the lawn and then you drove up on
the lawn and you hit her

Full Transcript

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No, no, she was on the lawn
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and then you drove up on the lawn and you hit her.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
01:07:03
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Inspire Productions,207 Pictures,Chaotic Panda Entertainment,Hank and Jed Movie Pictures

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Movie Summary

Writing the perfect suicide note isn't easy. Murdering a garage full of people is also pretty hard. But getting your victims to like you while you kill them, that's the really tricky part.
I know, it's crazy, right? Who does that? - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
I know, it's crazy, right? Who does that?
Jogging. Is. Bad. For. Your. Health. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Jogging. Is. Bad. For. Your. Health.
All right you Swedish dick hole, it's on. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
All right you Swedish dick hole, it's on.
I didn't know that IKEA made people - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
I didn't know that IKEA made people
That wasn't cool. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
That wasn't cool.
No. No! - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
No. No!
I wanted to tell you, just before you die, - Suicide for Beginners 00:09
I wanted to tell you, just before you die,
'Cause other people, they probably didn't, - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
'Cause other people, they probably didn't,
I hope you know you're a murderer. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
I hope you know you're a murderer.
You know, still, I forgive you. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
You know, still, I forgive you.
Why? You wanted a monster? - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Why? You wanted a monster?
Oh, uh, you um, killed your boyfriend, by the way. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Oh, uh, you um, killed your boyfriend, by the way.
It's right here on page two. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
It's right here on page two.
"It was just a lover's quarrel that got out of hand," - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
"It was just a lover's quarrel that got out of han...
"I didn't mean to brain him to death - Suicide for Beginners 00:09
"I didn't mean to brain him to death
But I totally did, and now he's dead and it's all my fault." - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
But I totally did, and now he's dead and it's all ...
Anyway, I told you that you're the crazy one. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Anyway, I told you that you're the crazy one.
I thought we were in love. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
I thought we were in love.
I'm gonna need your John Hancock on this, - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
I'm gonna need your John Hancock on this,
Okay, well you just killed the girl that won't stop crying. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Okay, well you just killed the girl that won't stop cry...