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Suicide for Beginners

Oh, hey, whydon't you let me uh, why don't you let me read that like one of those...

Oh, hey, why
don't you let me uh, why don't you let me read that like one of those sexy,
romantic voiceovers, huh?

Full Transcript

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Oh, hey, why don't you let me uh,
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why don't you let me read that
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like one of those sexy, romantic voiceovers, huh?
Duration
8 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:10
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Inspire Productions,207 Pictures,Chaotic Panda Entertainment,Hank and Jed Movie Pictures

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Movie Summary

Writing the perfect suicide note isn't easy. Murdering a garage full of people is also pretty hard. But getting your victims to like you while you kill them, that's the really tricky part.
In a desert life, you are a refreshing, sexy beverage, - Suicide for Beginners 00:10
In a desert life, you are a refreshing, sexy beverage,
Or a Sprite that I think about at night times. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Or a Sprite that I think about at night times.
Can I use your uh, bathroom? - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Can I use your uh, bathroom?
Dude, she freaks out about smoke. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Dude, she freaks out about smoke.
God This is not good - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
God This is not good
Wait a minute. Why are you kicking? - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Wait a minute. Why are you kicking?
Ow, stop it! - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Ow, stop it!
Just, I know this probably looks bad, - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Just, I know this probably looks bad,
What, are you trying to save me so you can kill me? - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
What, are you trying to save me so you can kill me?
Um, that's the, the pizza guy's girlfriend. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Um, that's the, the pizza guy's girlfriend.
My landlord. We've been over this. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
My landlord. We've been over this.
Well, great. I'm gonna have to kill him. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Well, great. I'm gonna have to kill him.
Is this, is this because of the cake? - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Is this, is this because of the cake?
Do you not see how this works - Suicide for Beginners 00:23
Do you not see how this works
You want this Barry guy dead - Suicide for Beginners 00:18
You want this Barry guy dead
It was just flour, sugar and love. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
It was just flour, sugar and love.
Uh, no. Um, don't come over. I'm naked. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Uh, no. Um, don't come over. I'm naked.
And I'm going to be naked for the foreseeable future, so, - Suicide for Beginners 00:08
And I'm going to be naked for the foreseeable future, s...
And you know what? I do drink. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
And you know what? I do drink.
I drink all the time and it is awesome. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
I drink all the time and it is awesome.