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Suicide for Beginners

Probably you just found 'emdead and brought 'em in here

Probably you just found 'em
dead and brought 'em in here

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Probably you just found 'em dead and brought 'em in here.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
01:16:08
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Inspire Productions,207 Pictures,Chaotic Panda Entertainment,Hank and Jed Movie Pictures

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Movie Summary

Writing the perfect suicide note isn't easy. Murdering a garage full of people is also pretty hard. But getting your victims to like you while you kill them, that's the really tricky part.
I once knew a guy, died while performing CPR on an old lady. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
I once knew a guy, died while performing CPR on an old lady.
Nah. You couldn't even beat up an old man. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Nah. You couldn't even beat up an old man.
Ah, this is cold. This is cold water. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Ah, this is cold. This is cold water.
If we could make that warm. I'm very cold now. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
If we could make that warm. I'm very cold now.
That there's a GFCI outlet, and it'll trip the circuit - Suicide for Beginners 00:12
That there's a GFCI outlet, and it'll trip the cir...
Oh, fuck me running. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Oh, fuck me running.
Oh, worst 30th of a second ever. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Oh, worst 30th of a second ever.
Oh shit, you're gonna make me die. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Oh shit, you're gonna make me die.
That's not very nice. That's not very nice. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
That's not very nice. That's not very nice.
What the fuck is wrong with you? - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
What the fuck is wrong with you?
So are you gonna sign the letter, - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
So are you gonna sign the letter,
Hey kids - Suicide for Beginners 00:08
Hey kids
Oh, come on, let's play a little game of duck, duck murder. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Oh, come on, let's play a little game of duck, duck mur...
You know you kinda have to appreciate the irony - Suicide for Beginners 00:09
You know you kinda have to appreciate the irony
I mean, maybe that's not irony, but it is something. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
I mean, maybe that's not irony, but it is something.
We could ask your boyfriend, maybe he'd know. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
We could ask your boyfriend, maybe he'd know.
It was, it was a GFCI outlet, eh, can't kill me like that. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
It was, it was a GFCI outlet, eh, can't kill me like th...
How 'bout just rest for a sec? - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
How 'bout just rest for a sec?
There's a, you got a bicycle chain on the, - Suicide for Beginners 00:10
There's a, you got a bicycle chain on the,
Don't worry, dude. We're gonna get you outta here. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Don't worry, dude. We're gonna get you outta here.