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Suicide for Beginners

Step one in tyingnoose, find a rope

Step one in tying
noose, find a rope

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Step one in tying noose, find a rope.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:35
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Inspire Productions,207 Pictures,Chaotic Panda Entertainment,Hank and Jed Movie Pictures

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Movie Summary

Writing the perfect suicide note isn't easy. Murdering a garage full of people is also pretty hard. But getting your victims to like you while you kill them, that's the really tricky part.
Once you have your rope, - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Once you have your rope,
Now that you have learned to tie a proper loop, - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Now that you have learned to tie a proper loop,
In step 15, you shall... - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
In step 15, you shall...
Take the end of the rope and place it through the bunny hole - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
Take the end of the rope and place it through the bunny hole
And out the rabbit hatch - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
And out the rabbit hatch
And if you take that last bit of string, - Suicide for Beginners 00:10
And if you take that last bit of string,
If I wanted to be brow beaten or made fun of, - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
If I wanted to be brow beaten or made fun of,
What's with the neck wear there buddy - Suicide for Beginners 00:21
What's with the neck wear there buddy
Can't you just, I'm a nice guy. I'm a damn bunny rabbit. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Can't you just, I'm a nice guy. I'm a damn bu...
Nice guys don't kidnap and kill innocent people. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Nice guys don't kidnap and kill innocent people.
Monsters do that, and fuckheads. Fuckhead monsters. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Monsters do that, and fuckheads. Fuckhead monsters.
You were one of half a dozen girls - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
You were one of half a dozen girls
I've actually taken the liberty of putting together - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
I've actually taken the liberty of putting together
I hated the way he seduced you with his slick ways - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
I hated the way he seduced you with his slick ways
Hey, open the door. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Hey, open the door.
She makes cakes. Pretty good. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
She makes cakes. Pretty good.
Yeah. I train helper monkeys for citizens. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Yeah. I train helper monkeys for citizens.
Oh. I love monkeys. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Oh. I love monkeys.
There's a monkey on the cake. See? - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
There's a monkey on the cake. See?
Wait. I just want you to know that we're here. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Wait. I just want you to know that we're here.