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Suicide for Beginners

The coroner's report shouldread, "Cause of death, a broken heart anda fucking rabbit."

The coroner's report should
read, "Cause of death, a broken heart and
a fucking rabbit."

Full Transcript

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The coroner's report should read, "Cause of death,
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a broken heart and a fucking rabbit."
Duration
8 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:47
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Inspire Productions,207 Pictures,Chaotic Panda Entertainment,Hank and Jed Movie Pictures

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Movie Summary

Writing the perfect suicide note isn't easy. Murdering a garage full of people is also pretty hard. But getting your victims to like you while you kill them, that's the really tricky part.
Okay his name is Othor the Terrible - Suicide for Beginners 00:09
Okay his name is Othor the Terrible
And now he's coming home victorious, - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
And now he's coming home victorious,
So it's a metaphorical rabbit? - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
So it's a metaphorical rabbit?
No. It's a rabbit who's had some hard times, man. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
No. It's a rabbit who's had some hard times, man.
The one I can't live with though, - Suicide for Beginners 00:13
The one I can't live with though,
Love always, Mia." - Suicide for Beginners 00:08
Love always, Mia."
Hey, uh, large meat lovers and cheesy mozzarella sticks - Suicide for Beginners 00:08
Hey, uh, large meat lovers and cheesy mozzarella sticks
You know, my girlfriend's got this thing - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
You know, my girlfriend's got this thing
Like a lot, like I am genuinely concerned - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Like a lot, like I am genuinely concerned
I mean, it's not like, - Suicide for Beginners 00:08
I mean, it's not like,
She's got this thing of antiperspirant - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
She's got this thing of antiperspirant
Yeah, one time I, I delivered a pie to a lady, - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Yeah, one time I, I delivered a pie to a lady,
Listen, it's just been a long day - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
Listen, it's just been a long day
It's basically the only acceptable reason - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
It's basically the only acceptable reason
Ah. Feelings and shit, I get it. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Ah. Feelings and shit, I get it.
So what's the young lady's name? - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
So what's the young lady's name?
Huh. I dated an Elaine once. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Huh. I dated an Elaine once.
Course she ended up being an arsonist, - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Course she ended up being an arsonist,
So what would you say to her if you wanted to say goodbye? - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
So what would you say to her if you wanted to say goodbye?
I'd say, while I'm at the store, - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
I'd say, while I'm at the store,