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Suicide for Beginners

They didn't actually teachgeography at my school, and I'm a little sensitiveabout it, to...

They didn't actually teach
geography at my school, and I'm a little sensitive
about it, to be honest

Full Transcript

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They didn't actually teach geography at my school,
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and I'm a little sensitive about it, to be honest.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:59:56
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Inspire Productions,207 Pictures,Chaotic Panda Entertainment,Hank and Jed Movie Pictures

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Movie Summary

Writing the perfect suicide note isn't easy. Murdering a garage full of people is also pretty hard. But getting your victims to like you while you kill them, that's the really tricky part.
Mia, you've been awfully quiet. Any ideas? - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Mia, you've been awfully quiet. Any ideas?
Ben's gonna be back soon and he's gonna end this. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Ben's gonna be back soon and he's gonna end this.
Barry's old, he's had a good life. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Barry's old, he's had a good life.
Yeah, good call, they're bad for your health. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Yeah, good call, they're bad for your health.
You see what I did there? 'Cause you're dead. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
You see what I did there? 'Cause you're dead.
Man, your sense of humor just went to shit after you died. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Man, your sense of humor just went to shit after you died.
You know, you're a shitty comedian since you died, right? - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
You know, you're a shitty comedian since you died, righ...
But you are a damn fine listener. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
But you are a damn fine listener.
Okay, well, let's get you back in your closet. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Okay, well, let's get you back in your closet.
Okay guys, I think we got a little off track here, - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Okay guys, I think we got a little off track here,
Barry! Barry! Fuck! - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Barry! Barry! Fuck!
Hey, little kid. Little kid, hold up. Hold up. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Hey, little kid. Little kid, hold up. Hold up.
Hey, your mom's not gonna care, just let's , - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
Hey, your mom's not gonna care, just let's ,
Just give her a, - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
Just give her a,
We're making pie inside. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
We're making pie inside.
It's a blast man, come on. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
It's a blast man, come on.
I still have the gun. Remember the gun? - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
I still have the gun. Remember the gun?
I think he's Al Qaeda or Taliban maybe Cobra - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
I think he's Al Qaeda or Taliban maybe Cobra
No, no, she was on the lawn - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
No, no, she was on the lawn
I know, it's crazy, right? Who does that? - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
I know, it's crazy, right? Who does that?