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Suicide for Beginners

Yeah. I train helpermonkeys for citizens

Yeah. I train helper
monkeys for citizens

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Yeah. I train helper monkeys for citizens.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:33
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Inspire Productions,207 Pictures,Chaotic Panda Entertainment,Hank and Jed Movie Pictures

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Movie Summary

Writing the perfect suicide note isn't easy. Murdering a garage full of people is also pretty hard. But getting your victims to like you while you kill them, that's the really tricky part.
Oh. I love monkeys. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Oh. I love monkeys.
There's a monkey on the cake. See? - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
There's a monkey on the cake. See?
Wait. I just want you to know that we're here. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Wait. I just want you to know that we're here.
No, I mean we're here for you. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
No, I mean we're here for you.
Maybe he's a gasper, like into autoerotic asphyxiation. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Maybe he's a gasper, like into autoerotic asphyxiation.
He does want us here - Suicide for Beginners 00:25
He does want us here
That's it, we have uh, - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
That's it, we have uh,
Okay, and, oh you, you might wanna go run off to the car - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
Okay, and, oh you, you might wanna go run off to the car
Yeah, your pits are kind of swampy. Okay now, bye-bye. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Yeah, your pits are kind of swampy. Okay now, bye-bye.
I hate people Especially other people - Suicide for Beginners 00:03
I hate people Especially other people
You, you're not so bad, but for the most part, - Suicide for Beginners 00:09
You, you're not so bad, but for the most part,
Some people will draw you in with the way they have skin. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Some people will draw you in with the way they have skin.
Or, they smell like vanilla coconut candy. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Or, they smell like vanilla coconut candy.
And it turns out that they're just big, fat liar cats, - Suicide for Beginners 00:09
And it turns out that they're just big, fat liar cats,
I never slept with you in front of your back. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
I never slept with you in front of your back.
It was a love I thought was gonna watch the stars turn cold. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
It was a love I thought was gonna watch the stars turn cold.
And you're just , - Suicide for Beginners 00:12
And you're just ,
Help, help me. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Help, help me.
I'm sorry, Poodle. He was having a really bad day. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
I'm sorry, Poodle. He was having a really bad day.
A complete stranger. You met him one time, Rick. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
A complete stranger. You met him one time, Rick.