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Suicide for Beginners

Yeah, your pits are kind ofswampy. Okay now, bye-bye

Yeah, your pits are kind of
swampy. Okay now, bye-bye

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Yeah, your pits are kind of swampy. Okay now, bye-bye.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
58
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:24
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Inspire Productions,207 Pictures,Chaotic Panda Entertainment,Hank and Jed Movie Pictures

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Movie Summary

Writing the perfect suicide note isn't easy. Murdering a garage full of people is also pretty hard. But getting your victims to like you while you kill them, that's the really tricky part.
I hate people Especially other people - Suicide for Beginners 00:03
I hate people Especially other people
You, you're not so bad, but for the most part, - Suicide for Beginners 00:09
You, you're not so bad, but for the most part,
Some people will draw you in with the way they have skin. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Some people will draw you in with the way they have skin.
Or, they smell like vanilla coconut candy. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Or, they smell like vanilla coconut candy.
And it turns out that they're just big, fat liar cats, - Suicide for Beginners 00:09
And it turns out that they're just big, fat liar cats,
I never slept with you in front of your back. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
I never slept with you in front of your back.
It was a love I thought was gonna watch the stars turn cold. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
It was a love I thought was gonna watch the stars turn cold.
And you're just , - Suicide for Beginners 00:12
And you're just ,
Help, help me. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Help, help me.
I'm sorry, Poodle. He was having a really bad day. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
I'm sorry, Poodle. He was having a really bad day.
A complete stranger. You met him one time, Rick. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
A complete stranger. You met him one time, Rick.
Do you tell everybody that your girlfriend - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Do you tell everybody that your girlfriend
Like hyper aware of, you know, my shit at all times. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Like hyper aware of, you know, my shit at all times.
I'm hyper aware that you're an idiot. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
I'm hyper aware that you're an idiot.
There's a car, PT Cruiser, hunter green, fairly mint. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
There's a car, PT Cruiser, hunter green, fairly mint.
The middle child has ADHD and just ate Cheez-Its for lunch. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
The middle child has ADHD and just ate Cheez-Its for lunch.
So? Flava Flav's been wearing a clock since the '80s. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
So? Flava Flav's been wearing a clock since the '8...
That's exactly what someone would say - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
That's exactly what someone would say
But it's also exactly what someone would say - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
But it's also exactly what someone would say
Get in there and fix this, - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Get in there and fix this,