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Suicide for Beginners

You know, for being bad,did you spank your monkey?

You know, for being bad,
did you spank your monkey?

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You know, for being bad, did you spank your monkey?
Duration
4 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:05
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Inspire Productions,207 Pictures,Chaotic Panda Entertainment,Hank and Jed Movie Pictures

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Movie Summary

Writing the perfect suicide note isn't easy. Murdering a garage full of people is also pretty hard. But getting your victims to like you while you kill them, that's the really tricky part.
Can you worry about me in someone else's house? - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Can you worry about me in someone else's house?
We care about you. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
We care about you.
So, what's your monkey's name? - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
So, what's your monkey's name?
Uh, Steve, we're worried about you, uh, apparently. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Uh, Steve, we're worried about you, uh, apparently.
You are liked, and you are a good person. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
You are liked, and you are a good person.
Oh, you really shouldn't have said that arm sweat thing - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Oh, you really shouldn't have said that arm sweat thing
You know, I'm not gonna get too down on you - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
You know, I'm not gonna get too down on you
Oh. She's really pretty. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Oh. She's really pretty.
So what happened between you guys? - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
So what happened between you guys?
Because we care. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Because we care.
It just really wasn't any one thing in particular. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
It just really wasn't any one thing in particular.
I used to bring her flowers, and she's beautiful - Suicide for Beginners 00:08
I used to bring her flowers, and she's beautiful
And one day I used my key that she gave me. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
And one day I used my key that she gave me.
We exchanged keys and I used my key to leave her flowers. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
We exchanged keys and I used my key to leave her flowers.
Oh, hey, why don't you let me uh, - Suicide for Beginners 00:08
Oh, hey, why don't you let me uh,
In a desert life, you are a refreshing, sexy beverage, - Suicide for Beginners 00:10
In a desert life, you are a refreshing, sexy beverage,
Or a Sprite that I think about at night times. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Or a Sprite that I think about at night times.
Can I use your uh, bathroom? - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Can I use your uh, bathroom?
Dude, she freaks out about smoke. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Dude, she freaks out about smoke.
God This is not good - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
God This is not good