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You know, I'm not gonna get too down on you
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Suicide for Beginners

You know, I'm not gonnaget too down on you because you're goingthrough this whole killing...

You know, I'm not gonna
get too down on you because you're going
through this whole killing yourself thing, but
that was messed up, dude

Full Transcript

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You know, I'm not gonna get too down on you
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because you're going through this whole
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killing yourself thing, but that was messed up, dude.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:36
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Inspire Productions,207 Pictures,Chaotic Panda Entertainment,Hank and Jed Movie Pictures

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Movie Summary

Writing the perfect suicide note isn't easy. Murdering a garage full of people is also pretty hard. But getting your victims to like you while you kill them, that's the really tricky part.
Oh. She's really pretty. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Oh. She's really pretty.
So what happened between you guys? - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
So what happened between you guys?
Because we care. - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Because we care.
It just really wasn't any one thing in particular. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
It just really wasn't any one thing in particular.
I used to bring her flowers, and she's beautiful - Suicide for Beginners 00:08
I used to bring her flowers, and she's beautiful
And one day I used my key that she gave me. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
And one day I used my key that she gave me.
We exchanged keys and I used my key to leave her flowers. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
We exchanged keys and I used my key to leave her flowers.
Oh, hey, why don't you let me uh, - Suicide for Beginners 00:08
Oh, hey, why don't you let me uh,
In a desert life, you are a refreshing, sexy beverage, - Suicide for Beginners 00:10
In a desert life, you are a refreshing, sexy beverage,
Or a Sprite that I think about at night times. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Or a Sprite that I think about at night times.
Can I use your uh, bathroom? - Suicide for Beginners 00:06
Can I use your uh, bathroom?
Dude, she freaks out about smoke. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Dude, she freaks out about smoke.
God This is not good - Suicide for Beginners 00:07
God This is not good
Wait a minute. Why are you kicking? - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Wait a minute. Why are you kicking?
Ow, stop it! - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Ow, stop it!
Just, I know this probably looks bad, - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Just, I know this probably looks bad,
What, are you trying to save me so you can kill me? - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
What, are you trying to save me so you can kill me?
Um, that's the, the pizza guy's girlfriend. - Suicide for Beginners 00:05
Um, that's the, the pizza guy's girlfriend.
My landlord. We've been over this. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
My landlord. We've been over this.
Well, great. I'm gonna have to kill him. - Suicide for Beginners 00:04
Well, great. I'm gonna have to kill him.