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"Suicide Kings" quotes

Suicide Kings poster
A group of youngsters kidnap a respected Mafia figure.

Director: Peter O'Fallon
Writer: Josh McKinney, Gina Goldman, Wayne Allan Rice
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime, drama
Year: 1997
MetaScore: 43/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: $1,740,156
Released: 25 Sep 1998
Awards: N/A

40 video clips

Lono VeccioCarlo BartolucciMickeyBrett CampbellDoormanMax MinotIra RederMartyAvery ChastenT.k.
You okay Ah so so Except for this - Suicide Kings 00:13 You okay Ah so so Except for this Don't ever mention the fuckin' boots to me again You got that - Suicide Kings 00:14 Don't ever mention the fuckin' boots to me again... Guys if I don't bleed to death pretty soon I'm gonna die of boredom - Suicide Kings 00:07 Guys if I don't bleed to death pretty soon I'm... What the fuck I leave the room you guys roll over like five dollar whores - Suicide Kings 00:15 What the fuck I leave the room you guys roll over like five... You didn't think this through too good did you - Suicide Kings 00:04 You didn't think this through too good did you The gun again Can't you guys just play nice - Suicide Kings 00:12 The gun again Can't you guys just play nice Why is this man here - Suicide Kings 00:09 Why is this man here That phone call I got it comes from outside high walls and fancy gates - Suicide Kings 00:28 That phone call I got it comes from outside high walls and... Whatever condition Elise is returned home in - Suicide Kings 00:20 Whatever condition Elise is returned home in So I'm gonna offer you an opportunity - Suicide Kings 00:14 So I'm gonna offer you an opportunity Why don't you just think of me as uh - Suicide Kings 00:06 Why don't you just think of me as uh Sorry about the toaster Any time - Suicide Kings 00:05 Sorry about the toaster Any time Ira is this one of your friends - Suicide Kings 00:04 Ira is this one of your friends Give me the busket Uh uh - Suicide Kings 00:04 Give me the busket Uh uh Everything your pal Brett said is true - Suicide Kings 00:14 Everything your pal Brett said is true Not from that phone It'll show up on my old man's bill - Suicide Kings 00:15 Not from that phone It'll show up on my old man's... Thank your lucky stars I don't let Lono do to you - Suicide Kings 00:07 Thank your lucky stars I don't let Lono do to you Oh she's more than beautiful - Suicide Kings 00:25 Oh she's more than beautiful I'm bleeding to death Humor me - Suicide Kings 00:05 I'm bleeding to death Humor me You're pretty funny for a guy with nine fingers How we doin' t - Suicide Kings 00:07 You're pretty funny for a guy with nine fingers How we... Hey and take your weird fuck junkie friend with you - Suicide Kings 00:06 Hey and take your weird fuck junkie friend with you Who cut his fucking finger off - Suicide Kings 00:04 Who cut his fucking finger off Well I'm wondering how come a day and a half ago - Suicide Kings 00:12 Well I'm wondering how come a day and a half ago I think I'm done on this side - Suicide Kings 00:05 I think I'm done on this side Anybody wants to hold hands with my dick - Suicide Kings 00:11 Anybody wants to hold hands with my dick The gun again Can't you guys just play nice - Suicide Kings 00:06 The gun again Can't you guys just play nice Ira come here - Suicide Kings 00:18 Ira come here Like nothing changed I can't let you go - Suicide Kings 00:12 Like nothing changed I can't let you go Hey hey big time How ya doin' - Suicide Kings 00:25 Hey hey big time How ya doin' That's just bad business I know - Suicide Kings 00:14 That's just bad business I know Fuckin' shame That's it - Suicide Kings 00:07 Fuckin' shame That's it It's a vase Hasn't anybody here ever heard of a bedpan - Suicide Kings 00:25 It's a vase Hasn't anybody here ever heard of a... All right all right Look since I'm in charge fuck it Max you do it - Suicide Kings 00:10 All right all right Look since I'm in charge fuck it... Life don't make sense It's not fair - Suicide Kings 00:07 Life don't make sense It's not fair I was eight at that time - Suicide Kings 00:04 I was eight at that time The only thing kept me out of a satin box - Suicide Kings 00:23 The only thing kept me out of a satin box Nothing just Fucking girlfriend - Suicide Kings 00:06 Nothing just Fucking girlfriend He had nothing to do with Elise's kidnapping He had nothing to do with it - Suicide Kings 00:17 He had nothing to do with Elise's kidnapping He had... Just be smart kid Everybody wins nobody gets hurt right - Suicide Kings 00:06 Just be smart kid Everybody wins nobody gets hurt right Charlie what do you want me to do Shoot - Suicide Kings 00:17 Charlie what do you want me to do Shoot

Cast

Doorman - Mark Watson
Carlo Bartolucci - Christopher Walken
Lono Veccio - Denis Leary
Jennifer - Nina Siemaszko
Bartender - Jay Della
All Cast