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The Girl:
You know, the nice thing about buying food for a man is that you don't have to listen to his jokes. Just think, if you were some big shot like a casting director or something, I'd be staring into your bridgework saying 'Yes, Mr. Smearcase. No, Mr. Smearcase. Not really, Mr. Smearcase! Oh, Mr. Smearcase, that's my knee!' Give Mr. Smearcase another cup of coffee. Make it two. Want a piece of pie? John L. Sullivan:
No thanks, kid. The Girl:
Why, Mr. Smearcase, aren't you getting a little familiar?
You know, the nice thing about buying food for a man is that you don't have to listen to his jokes. Just think, if you were some big shot like a casting director or something, I'd be staring into your bridgework saying 'Yes, Mr. Smearcase. No, Mr. Smearcase. Not really, Mr. Smearcase! Oh, Mr. Smearcase, that's my knee!' Give Mr. Smearcase another cup of coffee. Make it two. Want a piece of pie? John L. Sullivan:
No thanks, kid. The Girl:
Why, Mr. Smearcase, aren't you getting a little familiar?
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You know the nice thing about buying food for a man is
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that you don't have to laugh at his jokes
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Just think If you were some big shot like a casting director
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I'd be staring into your bridgework saying
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Yes Mr Smearkase No Mr Smearkase
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Now really Mr Smearkase
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Oh Mr Smearkase that's my knee
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Give Mr Smearkase another cup of coffee Make it two
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Want a piece of pie No thanks kid
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Why Mr Smearkase aren't you getting a little familiar
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Movie Summary
Hollywood director John L Sullivan sets out to experience life as a homeless person in order to gain relevant life experience for his next movie.

